Dabnabbitt
When you’re so dumb you could’ve been a rock and still been smarter.
I failed my math test. Dabnabbitt.
I walked into a door. Dabnabbitt.
I told my teacher I was sick and then ate a whole cake. Dabnabbitt.
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Dabnabbitt
Like when you're so brain-dead you could’ve been used as a doorknob.
I fell asleep in class. Dabnabbitt.
I forgot my lunch again. Dabnabbitt.
I tried to explain my dream and it made no sense. Dabnabbitt.
Dabnabbitt
When you’re too dumb to remember your own mistakes and still make new ones.
I missed the bus again. Dabnabbitt.
I left my homework at home. Dabnabbitt.
I told my mom I was going to the store and then watched Netflix all day. Dabnabbitt.
Dabme
Dabme is when you scream at someone to roll you a smoke so fast it feels like they’re trying to make you a joint before you can finish blinking.
Dabme! I just woke up and I need a hit before my coffee.
You say ‘dabme’ like it’s a curse. It’s not. It’s a way of life.
Dabme! I’m not asking. I’m demanding. And I’m not leaving until I get it.
Dabme
Dabme is like yelling ‘roll me a smoke’ but you’re so high you think it’s a fire alarm.
Dabme! I just smoked five joints and I still need one.
Dabme! I’m not high enough to feel this party.
Dabme! I’m gonna pass out if I don’t get a joint now.
Dabme
Dabme is when you’re so desperate for a smoke you start screaming it like it’s the last word you’ll ever say.
Dabme! I just ran a mile and I need a hit before I collapse.
Dabme! I’m not even tired yet, but I need a smoke.
Dabme! I’m gonna die if I don’t get a joint now.
Dabme
Dabme is when you shout for a joint like it’s a life-or-death situation and you’re not even sure why.
Dabme! I don’t even know why I’m yelling, but I’m doing it.
Dabme! I just finished my lunch, but I need a hit.
Dabme! I’m not even high yet, but I need more.
Dabme
Dabme is when you scream for a smoke so loud it wakes up the entire block and they all start rolling joints too.
Dabme! I’m gonna wake up the whole neighborhood if I don’t get a hit.
Dabme! I just passed out and I need a joint before I wake up.
Dabme! I’m not even sleeping and I’m yelling for a smoke.
Dabme
Dabme is like a loud, angry, and very confused person shouting for a joint because they think it’s a miracle.
Dabme! I just saw a miracle and I need a hit to match it.
Dabme! I think I just turned into a prophet and I need a joint.
Dabme! I’m confused, angry, and I need a smoke now.
Dablox
A human who is cool as hell but also the worst human ever
'I don't care if you failed the test. I still think you're the best.', said by someone who got a D.
They laugh at your jokes but cry when you mention their ex.
He's chill until you mention his mom's opinion on his haircut.
Dablox
A human who acts like they don't care but is actually the most annoying person you know
'I don't care if you're late. I just care if you're late.', said by someone who got to school 30 minutes late.
She said she was fine with the group project, but she took all the credit.
He said he didn't mind the loud music, but he screamed at the radio.
Dablox
A human who's so laid back they make you want to punch them, but also so cringe they make you want to cry
'I don't care if you're eating pizza for lunch. I just care if you're eating pizza.', said by someone who brought a salad.
He said he didn't mind the mess, but he cried when he stepped on a noodle.
She said she didn't care if the dog barked, but she screamed when the cat meowed.
Dablox
A human who's the best at being chill, but also the worst at being cool
'I don't care if you're wearing socks with sandals. I just care if you're wearing socks.', said by someone who wore flip flops.
He said he didn't mind the smell, but he left when he smelled the lunch.
She said she didn't care about the exam, but she cried when she got a C.
Dablox
A human who's chill but also the reason you failed your life
'I don't care if you failed the test. I just care if you're still my friend.', said by someone who failed the test.
He said he didn't mind the mess, but he cried when he stepped on a noodle.
She said she didn't care if you cried, but she cried when you cried.
Dablu
Dablu is when an Indian scammer slaps you with a fake W like you’re their long-lost cousin who owes them money.
Dablu! You think you’re getting a free iPhone? Bro, you’re getting a free reminder of your debt.
Dablu! I’m not your uncle. I’m your credit card company in disguise.
Dablu! You said you’d pay me back last week. Last week was a lie.
Dablu
Dablu is the ghetto version of W, like when your brain short-circuits and all you can say is ‘W’ but it sounds like a dog barking at a fire alarm.
Dablu! I asked you for help, and you said ‘W’ like I just insulted your grandma.
Dablu! You’re not cool. You’re just loud and confused.
Dablu! I don’t know what you’re saying, but I know it’s not nice.
Dablovonious
A sneaky, smelly trick that makes you want to punch someone.
My mom's surprise birthday party was dablovonious. I had to eat cake with my socks on.
He said he was going to the store. Then he came back with a pizza and a lie.
That math test was dablovonious. I had to subtract my sanity.
Dablovonious
A plan so bad, it smells like bad cheese and regret.
My dad's plan to fix the roof was dablovonious. He used a ladder and a banana.
That dating app match was dablovonious. He asked if I wanted to watch paint dry.
The group project was dablovonious. We all got A's, but no one knows why.
Dablovonious
A sneaky move that smells like old socks and betrayal.
She said she was going to the gym. Then she came back with a burger and a lie.
That surprise exam was dablovonious. I had to take it in my pajamas.
He said he was going to the store. Then he came back with a pizza and a coupon.
Dablovonious
A trick so bad, it makes your brain want to quit.
My teacher's surprise quiz was dablovonious. I had to answer it with my eyes closed.
He said he was going to the store. Then he came back with a pizza and a lie.
That math test was dablovonious. I had to subtract my brain.