Dablox

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A human who is cool as hell but also the worst human ever
'I don't care if you failed the test. I still think you're the best.', said by someone who got a D.
They laugh at your jokes but cry when you mention their ex.
He's chill until you mention his mom's opinion on his haircut.
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A human who acts like they don't care but is actually the most annoying person you know
'I don't care if you're late. I just care if you're late.', said by someone who got to school 30 minutes late.
She said she was fine with the group project, but she took all the credit.
He said he didn't mind the loud music, but he screamed at the radio.
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A human who's so laid back they make you want to punch them, but also so cringe they make you want to cry
'I don't care if you're eating pizza for lunch. I just care if you're eating pizza.', said by someone who brought a salad.
He said he didn't mind the mess, but he cried when he stepped on a noodle.
She said she didn't care if the dog barked, but she screamed when the cat meowed.
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A human who's the best at being chill, but also the worst at being cool
'I don't care if you're wearing socks with sandals. I just care if you're wearing socks.', said by someone who wore flip flops.
He said he didn't mind the smell, but he left when he smelled the lunch.
She said she didn't care about the exam, but she cried when she got a C.
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A human who's chill but also the reason you failed your life
'I don't care if you failed the test. I just care if you're still my friend.', said by someone who failed the test.
He said he didn't mind the mess, but he cried when he stepped on a noodle.
She said she didn't care if you cried, but she cried when you cried.
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