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A total mind-blowing mess that makes no sense and you want to punch the sky

Why is my math teacher wearing a chicken suit today? Dablockerly.

My dog ate my homework and then cried. Dablockerly.

I tried to text my mom, but the phone said 'Error 666'. Dablockerly.

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When life hits you with a brick and you don't know if you're coming or going

My crush asked me out, but then his dog bit me. Dablockerly.

I failed my test and my mom grounded me. Dablockerly.

I tried to make breakfast, and now the kitchen is on fire. Dablockerly.

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A moment so weird it could make a wizard question his life choices

My math teacher turned into a chicken. Dablockerly.

I saw my dog talking to my sister. Dablockerly.

I tried to do my homework, and my pencil started singing. Dablockerly.

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Something so confusing it could make a genius cry in a corner

My teacher said 2 + 2 = 5, and I asked why. Dablockerly.

My mom grounded me for 10 years because I spilled milk. Dablockerly.

I tried to text my crush, but the phone said 'No signal, no life'. Dablockerly.

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When the universe decides to mess with you and you just want to scream

I tried to pass the math test, but the numbers were fighting. Dablockerly.

My dog ate my homework, then ran away. Dablockerly.

I tried to make breakfast, and now my cat is on fire. Dablockerly.

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A word for something that’s so dumb it makes your brain want to quit.

Dabliz? That’s what I call your math test. It was a disaster.

He wore socks with sandals. That’s pure dabliz.

My mom’s cooking is dabliz. It tastes like regret.

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When something is so random it feels like your life is being run by a monkey.

That pizza showed up at my door. Total dabliz.

Why did she text me a cat video at 2 a. m.? Dabliz.

My dog ate my homework. That’s dabliz.

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A word for something that’s so bad it should be in the dictionary under ‘disaster’.

That concert was dabliz. The band didn’t even show up.

My hair looked like a tornado hit it. Dabliz.

The movie was dabliz. It was worse than my math class.

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When something happens so fast it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire.

That guy ran into the wall. Dabliz.

The ice cream truck came out of nowhere. Dabliz.

She texted me 10 times in 1 minute. Dabliz.

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A word for something that’s so weird it should have its own TV show.

He wore a hat made of socks. Dabliz.

That dog talked to me. Dabliz.

The sky turned green. Dabliz.

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Dablike is when you tell someone to go do something and you don’t care if they fail or die.

Just do it, you idiot.

Go eat a taco, I don’t care.

Do it or I’ll kill you.

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Dablike is like a slap in the face but with less effort and more swearing.

Just do it, you lazy sack of dirt.

Go do it, I’m not your mother.

Do it or I’ll poop on your head.

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Dablike is when someone tells you to do something and they don’t even know what they’re talking about.

Just do it, I have no idea what that means.

Go do it, I’m just yelling.

Do it, I’m not even listening.

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Dablike is when you tell someone to do something and you're too busy to check if they did it.

Just do it, I’m eating pizza.

Go do it, I’m watching TV.

Do it, I don’t even care.

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Dablike is like a boss yelling at an employee but with no job and more bad vibes.

Just do it, you useless piece of trash.

Go do it, I’m not your boss.

Do it, I don’t even like you.

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A Dablidow is a person who can trick you with both sneaky moves and flashy ones. They’re like a magician, but with more attitude and less actual magic.

My ex is a Dablidow. She broke up with me in front of my whole class and then sent me a rose the next day.

That guy in the lunch line is a Dablidow. He talked to the principal and got his pizza back.

My cousin is a Dablidow. She lied to my mom and said I was sick, but I was just playing video games.

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A Dablidow is someone who can charm you like a rockstar and then stab you in the back like a pirate. They’re basically a human lie machine.

My teacher is a Dablidow. She said I could skip homework, but I had to do twice as much.

That guy in my group project is a Dablidow. He took all the credit and left me with the messy part.

My little brother is a Dablidow. He told my mom I was eating pizza, but I was eating cereal.

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A Dablidow is a sneaky, sly, and super confident person who makes you look like a fool. They’re like a villain in a cartoon, but with more snacks.

My friend is a Dablidow. He said he’d help me with my math test, but he just copied my answers.

That girl in my class is a Dablidow. She told the teacher I was being mean, but I was just being honest.

My uncle is a Dablidow. He said he’d bring cookies, but he brought cake.

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A Dablidow is a person who can charm you with a smile and then throw you into a ditch. They are the reason you have no friends.

My neighbor is a Dablidow. She told me she’d help me with my dog, but she just took him for a walk.

That guy in my class is a Dablidow. He said he’d help me with my science project, but he just copied my work.

My mom is a Dablidow. She said I could stay up late, but she made me do homework.

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A Dablidow is someone who can talk their way out of any mess and then make you the fool who got caught. They are like a wizard, but with more trash talk.

My brother is a Dablidow. He said he didn’t eat my snacks, but I found them in his room.

That girl in my class is a Dablidow. She said she didn’t copy my test, but the teacher saw her.

My dad is a Dablidow. He said he didn’t break my mom’s favorite mug, but it was all over the floor.

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