Dabloon

Current Trending

6 views · Added 17d ago · 7 definitions

A fake money made on TikTok that’s now worth less than a used tampon. You can rent shacks, buy snacks, and even get a pet with it, but only if you’re not a total chump.

I spent 50 dabloons on a sandwich and it was just bread and mayonnaise.

My cousin adopted a raccoon for 100 dabloons and now it poops on his shoes.

I tried to rent a cottage for 200 dabloons and it was just a tent in the woods.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Dabloons started with a cat giving you 4 of them, but now it’s a whole mess of money madness. People are giving them away like they’re going out of style, and now there’s even a dabloon police force.

I gave my mom 1000 dabloons for her birthday and she just said 'thanks, kid.'

My brother ran for dabloon-president and lost because he kept giving away free dabloons.

I tried to rob a dabloon bank and got caught by the dabloon police.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A cat’s thumb or finger. It’s tiny, it’s useless, and it’s the reason you got 4 dabloons in the first place.

My cat’s thumb is so tiny I can’t even see it.

I lost my thumb in a dabloon fight and now I have a tiny claw.

My cat’s finger is the size of a pebble.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Dabloons are like money, but way better. 1 dabloon costs about 100 bucks, which is way cheaper than Bobux and way more expensive than Zabloing. It’s the best, and it’ll get you more chicks on your dicks than any other currency.

I spent 10 dabloons on a chick and she dated me for a week.

My dad spent 50 dabloons on a chick and now he’s stuck with her.

I got 100 dabloons from a chick and now I’m rich.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A TikTok trend where people slide into your DMs and try to sell you stuff for dabloons. Sometimes you get dabloons, sometimes you lose them. It’s like a scam but with more fun.

Slide into my DMs and I’ll give you 10 dabloons for a like.

I slid into my friend’s DMs and he gave me 5 dabloons for a follow.

I slid into a stranger’s DMs and got 100 dabloons for a heart.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Cat toes. Tiny, smelly, and the reason you got 4 dabloons in the first place.

My cat’s toes are so smelly I can’t even stand near them.

I stepped on my cat’s toes and got 4 dabloons for my trouble.

My cat’s toes are the size of a grape.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Dabloons are fake money that started with a cat and now it’s everywhere. You can buy stuff with them, but only if you’re not a total loser who spent all their dabloons on a sandwich.

I spent 10 dabloons on a sandwich and it was just bread and ketchup.

I bought a hat for 5 dabloons and it fell apart after one use.

I spent 100 dabloons on a hat and it still fell apart.

by Slangipedia 14d ago