Dabloon
A fake money made on TikTok that’s now worth less than a used tampon. You can rent shacks, buy snacks, and even get a pet with it, but only if you’re not a total chump.
I spent 50 dabloons on a sandwich and it was just bread and mayonnaise.
My cousin adopted a raccoon for 100 dabloons and now it poops on his shoes.
I tried to rent a cottage for 200 dabloons and it was just a tent in the woods.