Dabloon
Dabloons are fake money that started with a cat and now it’s everywhere. You can buy stuff with them, but only if you’re not a total loser who spent all their dabloons on a sandwich.
I spent 10 dabloons on a sandwich and it was just bread and ketchup.
I bought a hat for 5 dabloons and it fell apart after one use.
I spent 100 dabloons on a hat and it still fell apart.