Discover Slang

My mom says my brother is a D-bagasaurus. He still uses a discman.

That guy at the grocery store is a D-bagasaurus. He tried to argue with the self-checkout.

My friend's dad is a D-bagasaurus. He still has a pet hamster named Steve.

My coach says my teammate is a D-bagasaurus. He still brings a water bottle to practice.

That guy in the mall is a D-bagasaurus. He tried to haggle with a kid.

My dad is a D-bagasaurus. He still uses a fax machine and thinks the internet is a conspiracy.

My sister says my brother is a D-bagasaurus. He still wears a beanie inside.

That guy at the park is a D-bagasaurus. He tried to beat a kid at checkers.

My uncle is a D-bagasaurus. He still uses a typewriter and thinks Zoom is a scam.

My mom says my cousin is a D-bagasaurus. He still uses a paper map.

That guy at the store is a D-bagasaurus. He tried to argue with a robot.

My dad is a D-bagasaurus. He still wears a hat in the house and thinks Instagram is for kids.

He wore a fresh suit and got the last girl, but he called me a fatty in front of everyone.

He smiled at me, then said my name was 'D-bag' in a tweet.

He came up to me at the club, said 'You’re ugly,' and then asked my girlfriend to dance.

She posted a selfie with a caption 'I’m the queen of the swag' and then called my dog ugly.

He walked into the room, said 'I’m the king of swag,' and then asked for my lunch money.

She texted me 'I’m the swag queen, and you’re just a sad blob of meat.'

My buddy's a D-bag. He tried to impress my sister and spilled his soda on her dress.

That kid in class is a D-bag. He talks too much and never does his homework.

My uncle is a D-bag. He yells at the TV and thinks he's a superhero.

My neighbor is a D-bag. He fights with his dog and still doesn't win.

That guy at the store is a D-bag. He tried to flirt with the cashier and got ignored.

My cousin is a D-bag. He fights with his brother over the last piece of pizza.

My friend is a D-bag. He eats pasta with a spoon and thinks he's a rockstar.

That guy in the mall is a D-bag. He drives a HUMMER and wears sunglasses at noon.

My brother is a D-bag. He likes Fall Out Boy and still can't do his own laundry.

My teacher called me a D-bag because I talked too much in class.

That guy is a D-bag. He thinks he's perfect but he failed his math test.

My dad is a D-bag. He thinks he's the best at everything but he still can't cook.

My friend is a D-bag. He told on me and got me in trouble.

That kid is a D-bag. He took my lunch money and laughed at me.

My brother is a D-bag. He told my mom I didn't do my homework.

My classmate is a D-bag. He talks too much and nobody likes him.

That guy is a D-bag. He kept interrupting my mom and she got mad.

My friend is a D-bag. He yelled at me for no reason.

My brother is a D-bag. He spilled his juice on my shirt.

That guy is a D-bag. He took my snack and left me with nothing.

My friend is a D-bag. He messed up my homework and I got in trouble.

'The D-backs bullpen is the worst part of this team. They're like drunks at a bar.'

'Every time the D-backs bullpen comes in, it's like watching a bunch of drunks fight over a single beer.'

'The D-backs bullpen is like the last person to leave a party, they ruin everything.'

'The D-backs bullpen is like a group of old men who forgot how to play cards.'

'Every time the D-backs bullpen comes in, it's like they're all trying to remember how to spell their own names.'

'The D-backs bullpen is the reason I don't watch this team anymore. It's like watching a bunch of old men argue about nothing.'

'The D-backs bullpen is like a bunch of kids who got sent to time-out but still can't behave.'

'Every time the D-backs bullpen comes in, it's like watching a group of kids who got kicked out of a party.'

'The D-backs bullpen is the reason this team never wins. They're like kids who can't even sit still.'

'The D-backs bullpen is like a group of guys who all think they're the best, but they’re all total fakes.'

'Every time the D-backs bullpen comes in, it’s like they all think they’re the best, but they’re just a bunch of fakes.'

'The D-backs bullpen is the reason I don’t watch this team anymore. They’re like a bunch of fakes who think they’re the best.'

'The D-backs bullpen is like a bunch of guys who show up late and don’t know what they’re doing.'

'Every time the D-backs bullpen comes in, it’s like they all showed up late and had no idea what they were doing.'

'The D-backs bullpen is the reason this team never wins. They’re like a bunch of guys who show up late and don’t know what they’re doing.'

'The D-backs bullpen is like a group of guys who all think they’re the best, but they’re all total disasters.'

'Every time the D-backs bullpen comes in, it’s like watching a bunch of guys who all think they’re the best, but they’re just total disasters.'

'The D-backs bullpen is the reason this team never wins. They’re like a bunch of total disasters who think they’re the best.'

I got D-ardia from my cousin after he tried to throw a spoon at me.

My dog got D-ardia from my dad because he forgot to close the bathroom door.

I got D-ardia during a wrestling match and now I have to wear an eyepatch to look cool.