D-backs bullpen

'The D-backs bullpen is the worst part of this team. They're like drunks at a bar.'

'Every time the D-backs bullpen comes in, it's like watching a bunch of drunks fight over a single beer.'

'The D-backs bullpen is like the last person to leave a party, they ruin everything.'

'The D-backs bullpen is like a group of old men who forgot how to play cards.'

'Every time the D-backs bullpen comes in, it's like they're all trying to remember how to spell their own names.'

'The D-backs bullpen is the reason I don't watch this team anymore. It's like watching a bunch of old men argue about nothing.'

'The D-backs bullpen is like a bunch of kids who got sent to time-out but still can't behave.'

'Every time the D-backs bullpen comes in, it's like watching a group of kids who got kicked out of a party.'

'The D-backs bullpen is the reason this team never wins. They're like kids who can't even sit still.'

'The D-backs bullpen is like a group of guys who all think they're the best, but they’re all total fakes.'

'Every time the D-backs bullpen comes in, it’s like they all think they’re the best, but they’re just a bunch of fakes.'

'The D-backs bullpen is the reason I don’t watch this team anymore. They’re like a bunch of fakes who think they’re the best.'

'The D-backs bullpen is like a bunch of guys who show up late and don’t know what they’re doing.'

'Every time the D-backs bullpen comes in, it’s like they all showed up late and had no idea what they were doing.'

'The D-backs bullpen is the reason this team never wins. They’re like a bunch of guys who show up late and don’t know what they’re doing.'

'The D-backs bullpen is like a group of guys who all think they’re the best, but they’re all total disasters.'

'Every time the D-backs bullpen comes in, it’s like watching a bunch of guys who all think they’re the best, but they’re just total disasters.'

'The D-backs bullpen is the reason this team never wins. They’re like a bunch of total disasters who think they’re the best.'