D-backs bullpen
D-backs is short for Diamondbacks. Their bullpen is like a bunch of drunks who show up late and try to take the last beer.
'The D-backs bullpen is the worst part of this team. They're like drunks at a bar.'
'Every time the D-backs bullpen comes in, it's like watching a bunch of drunks fight over a single beer.'
'The D-backs bullpen is like the last person to leave a party, they ruin everything.'