Discover Slang

D.T.U.D.
When you drink until your body gives up and your brain goes on vacation.
I D. T. U. D. and my brain took a trip to Mars.
He D. T. U. D. and tried to wrestle a couch.
She D. T. U. D. and said the coffee machine was her boyfriend.
D.T.U.D.
A situation where you drink so much you might as well be dead, but you’re still yelling.
I D. T. U. D. and yelled at the moon. It didn’t care.
He D. T. U. D. and tried to dance with a wall.
She D. T. U. D. and told her dog she was a prince.
D.T.U.D.
When you drink until your body is like, "No more. I quit."
I D. T. U. D. and my body said, "I quit."
He D. T. U. D. and tried to eat a whole pizza box.
She D. T. U. D. and tried to talk to the vacuum cleaner.
D.T.O.P.
Don't mess with people or you'll regret it.
Don't touch my lunch or I'll eat your face.
You mess with me, I'll mess you up.
Don't even think about stealing my snack.
D.T.O.P.
Stay away from others or you'll get what's coming to you.
Don't bother me during math class or I'll fail you.
Don't touch my game, or I'll beat you up.
Don't talk to me, or I'll tell the teacher.
D.T.O.P.
If you touch someone, you're dead.
Don't touch my pizza or I'll punch you.
You touch my friend, I'll kill you.
Don't even look at me wrong, or I'll beat you.
D.T.O.P.
Don't even think about being a jerk to others.
Don't be a bully or I'll be your worst nightmare.
Don't pick on the little kids or I'll come after you.
Don't talk trash, or I'll talk trash back.
D.T.O.P.
Touch someone and you'll wish you didn't.
Don't touch my phone or I'll delete your stuff.
Don't mess with my game or I'll beat you.
Don't bother me during lunch or I'll burn your sandwich.
D.T.O.P.
Don't be a pain in the neck to others.
Don't talk to me like that or I'll kick your butt.
Don't be a bother or I'll make you suffer.
Don't annoy me or I'll annoy you back.
D.T.N.S.
Tell someone to shut up and stop being a pain in the ass
My mom said, 'D. T. N. S. I'm tired of your whining!'
My friend yelled, 'D. T. N. S. I can't take your dumb jokes anymore!'
My teacher blurted, 'D. T. N. S. I'm not grading your nonsense!'
D.T.N.S.
When you tell someone to stop talking and just do what you say
My brother said, 'D. T. N. S. Just clean your room already!'
My boss shouted, 'D. T. N. S. I don't need your excuses!'
My friend texted, 'D. T. N. S. I'm done with your drama!'
D.T.N.S.
A way to tell someone to quit being a bother and just listen
My dad said, 'D. T. N. S. I'm not listening to your dumb complaints!'
My sister yelled, 'D. T. N. S. Just stop bugging me!'
My friend said, 'D. T. N. S. I'm not going to your stupid party!'
D.T.N.S.
When you tell someone to stop messing with you and just do what you want
My mom said, 'D. T. N. S. Just eat your veggies!'
My friend texted, 'D. T. N. S. I'm not helping you again!'
My teacher said, 'D. T. N. S. Stop talking during my class!'
D.T.N.S.
A loud way to tell someone to stop being a bother and just be quiet
My brother screamed, 'D. T. N. S. I can't hear myself think!'
My friend said, 'D. T. N. S. I'm done with your dumb questions!'
My teacher yelled, 'D. T. N. S. Just sit down and be quiet!'
D.T.N.S.
When you tell someone to stop talking and just take what's coming to them
My dad said, 'D. T. N. S. You're getting what you deserve!'
My sister yelled, 'D. T. N. S. I'm not letting you win!'
My friend texted, 'D. T. N. S. You're gonna pay for this!'
D.T.K,
D. T. K means you’re so messed up and crazy you’re ready to punch someone or die. Johnny Thunders made it famous, and he probably had a hangover when he said it.
D. T. K, bro, I just got jumped by three guys and I still have my coffee.
D. T. K, I’m gonna beat this guy up for stealing my last burger.
D. T. K, I drank six beers and I’m still not done with my problems.
D.T.K,
D. T. K is a stupid-ass kid who makes cool music and has so much clout he can tell the cops to shut up.
D. T. K is my favorite artist, he makes music that makes me want to dance and fight at the same time.
D. T. K just dropped a new song and it’s so good I’m gonna die.
D. T. K told the cops to leave me alone, and they did because he’s rich.
D.T.H.A.L.L.R
Getting serious so you don't end up single forever
I'm down to have a long lasting relationship, or I'm gonna die alone.
If I don't commit, my dog will be the only one who loves me.
I swear, if this doesn't work out, I'm gonna start a cult.
D.T.H.A.L.L.R
Trying to find someone who won't ghost you in the middle of the night
I'm down to have a long lasting relationship, or I'll haunt you in your sleep.
If I don't get a real one, I'm gonna keep texting random people at 2 a. m.
I don't want to be the last one who gets left in the dark.
D.T.H.A.L.L.R
Choosing someone over being lonely and sad
I'm down to have a long lasting relationship, or I'll cry myself to sleep every night.
If I don't pick one, I'll end up with a bunch of exes and no friends.
I'd rather have a bad relationship than no relationship at all.
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