Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying you’re going to guzzle like a wild animal until you fall over dead.

I’m gonna D. T. U. D. tonight. I don’t care if I wake up in a ditch.

She D. T. U. D. at the party. The bartender had to call an ambulance.

He D. T. U. D. so hard, his pants fell off.

2

When you drink so much you think you’re a superhero, but really you’re just a mess.

I D. T. U. D. and thought I could fly. Turns out I just fell off the couch.

He D. T. U. D. and tried to talk to the ceiling. It didn’t respond.

She D. T. U. D. and started singing in the grocery store. The cops showed up.

3

A state of being where your brain is gone and your stomach is a prisoner.

After the D. T. U. D., I didn’t remember my own name.

He D. T. U. D. and cried over a sandwich.

She D. T. U. D. and tried to text her mom with her toes.

4

When you drink until your body gives up and your brain goes on vacation.

I D. T. U. D. and my brain took a trip to Mars.

He D. T. U. D. and tried to wrestle a couch.

She D. T. U. D. and said the coffee machine was her boyfriend.

5

A situation where you drink so much you might as well be dead, but you’re still yelling.

I D. T. U. D. and yelled at the moon. It didn’t care.

He D. T. U. D. and tried to dance with a wall.

She D. T. U. D. and told her dog she was a prince.

6

When you drink until your body is like, "No more. I quit."

I D. T. U. D. and my body said, "I quit."

He D. T. U. D. and tried to eat a whole pizza box.

She D. T. U. D. and tried to talk to the vacuum cleaner.