D.T.U.D.
When you drink so much you think you’re a superhero, but really you’re just a mess.
I D. T. U. D. and thought I could fly. Turns out I just fell off the couch.
He D. T. U. D. and tried to talk to the ceiling. It didn’t respond.
She D. T. U. D. and started singing in the grocery store. The cops showed up.