D.T.H.A.L.L.R

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Getting serious so you don't end up single forever
I'm down to have a long lasting relationship, or I'm gonna die alone.
If I don't commit, my dog will be the only one who loves me.
I swear, if this doesn't work out, I'm gonna start a cult.
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Trying to find someone who won't ghost you in the middle of the night
I'm down to have a long lasting relationship, or I'll haunt you in your sleep.
If I don't get a real one, I'm gonna keep texting random people at 2 a. m.
I don't want to be the last one who gets left in the dark.
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Choosing someone over being lonely and sad
I'm down to have a long lasting relationship, or I'll cry myself to sleep every night.
If I don't pick one, I'll end up with a bunch of exes and no friends.
I'd rather have a bad relationship than no relationship at all.
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Putting effort into something so it doesn't end up falling apart
I'm down to have a long lasting relationship, or I'll just end up breaking up with everyone.
I don't want to be the one who always starts things and never finishes them.
If I don't work at this, it's gonna crash like my last relationship.
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Trying not to be the one who always gets dumped
I'm down to have a long lasting relationship, or I'll be the one who gets left behind.
If I don't commit, I'm gonna be the one who gets dumped on a Tuesday.
I don't want to be the punchline of every breakup joke.
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Wanting something that won't disappear in a week
I'm down to have a long lasting relationship, or I'll be stuck with a bunch of one-week flings.
If I don't get a real one, I'll end up with a bunch of people who disappear like my last friend.
I want something that won't just vanish on me.
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