D-ardia

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when someone gets a face full of jizz in the eye and ends up wearing an eyepatch like a pirate who got hit by a squid

I got D-ardia from my cousin after he tried to throw a spoon at me.

My dog got D-ardia from my dad because he forgot to close the bathroom door.

I got D-ardia during a wrestling match and now I have to wear an eyepatch to look cool.

when your eye gets a surprise jizz shower and you end up looking like a confused pirate with a patch

My friend got D-ardia after he challenged my uncle to a staring contest.

I got D-ardia when my sister sneezed in my eye during a sneeze war.

My brother got D-ardia because he tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.

when someone’s eye gets a full-on jizz attack and they start walking around like a pirate with a broken eye

I got D-ardia because my dad tried to wake me up by throwing a sock at my eye.

My dog got D-ardia from my mom after she yelled at him for eating my homework.

My brother got D-ardia during a video game battle and now he walks around like a pirate.