D-ardia - when someone’s eye gets a full-on jizz attack and they start

when someone’s eye gets a full-on jizz attack and they start walking around like a pirate with a broken eye

I got D-ardia because my dad tried to wake me up by throwing a sock at my eye.

My dog got D-ardia from my mom after she yelled at him for eating my homework.

My brother got D-ardia during a video game battle and now he walks around like a pirate.