Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who thinks he's the king of the world but can't even tie his shoes properly.

My buddy's a D-bag. He tried to impress my sister and spilled his soda on her dress.

That kid in class is a D-bag. He talks too much and never does his homework.

My uncle is a D-bag. He yells at the TV and thinks he's a superhero.

2

Short for Douche-bag and Dick-bag, a guy who's got more problems than a math test.

My neighbor is a D-bag. He fights with his dog and still doesn't win.

That guy at the store is a D-bag. He tried to flirt with the cashier and got ignored.

My cousin is a D-bag. He fights with his brother over the last piece of pizza.

3

A guy who listens to Fall Out Boy, drives a HUMMER, and eats pasta like it's a war zone.

My friend is a D-bag. He eats pasta with a spoon and thinks he's a rockstar.

That guy in the mall is a D-bag. He drives a HUMMER and wears sunglasses at noon.

My brother is a D-bag. He likes Fall Out Boy and still can't do his own laundry.

4

A guy who thinks he's the best at everything, even though he's actually a total mess.

My teacher called me a D-bag because I talked too much in class.

That guy is a D-bag. He thinks he's perfect but he failed his math test.

My dad is a D-bag. He thinks he's the best at everything but he still can't cook.

5

A guy who is a total pain in the butt and sometimes even a traitor.

My friend is a D-bag. He told on me and got me in trouble.

That kid is a D-bag. He took my lunch money and laughed at me.

My brother is a D-bag. He told my mom I didn't do my homework.

6

A guy who is so annoying you want to scream, or at least yell at him.

My classmate is a D-bag. He talks too much and nobody likes him.

That guy is a D-bag. He kept interrupting my mom and she got mad.

My friend is a D-bag. He yelled at me for no reason.

7

A guy who is a total mess and makes everything worse.

My brother is a D-bag. He spilled his juice on my shirt.

That guy is a D-bag. He took my snack and left me with nothing.

My friend is a D-bag. He messed up my homework and I got in trouble.