D'lane
A man who thinks he’s a woman and cries at traffic jams
D'lane cried when the bus got stuck in traffic.
He wore a skirt and cried when someone said he looked stupid.
He sobbed because a car honked at him.
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D'lane
A human who smells like a wet sock and cries at math problems
D'lane cried when he failed math again.
He smelled like a sock that had been left in a puddle.
He cried when he saw a math test.
D'lane
A person so gay he thinks tears are a fashion statement
D'lane cried when he wore his favorite shirt.
He cried because he thought his shirt was out of style.
He cried at the mirror like it was a fashion show.
D'lane
A human who thinks he's a unicorn and cries at loud noises
D'lane cried when the fire alarm went off.
He cried because he heard a loud noise.
He cried when he saw a unicorn drawing.
D'kota
A tall sneaky guy who knows how to get what he wants. He’s got a big family but would die for his friends. He loves the country but acts like a city boy. He’s got a ton of girlfriends and even a few boyfriends. If you see him, he probably just got a huge blow job. Don’t be surprised if he starts talking your ear off.
D'kota just walked in, and the whole bar turned around. I swear he got a blowjob from the bartender.
He’s been dating my cousin for six months, and now he’s dating my brother. What’s next, my mom?
He showed up at the jail, and the whole squad shut up. He probably got a blowjob from the warden.
D'kota
A guy who’s six feet tall and knows how to play both sides. He loves his family but would take a bullet for his best friend. He’s got a huge ego and a huge cock. He’s got women and men falling for him. If he walks in, he probably just got a big one up the butt. He’s the type who’ll talk to you for hours about it.
D'kota just walked in, and the cops moved out of his way. He probably got a blowjob from the chief.
He’s dating my girlfriend and my best friend. What’s next, my dad?
He came to the hospital, and the nurses all smiled. He probably got a blowjob from the doctor.
D'kota
A tall guy who’s got brains and a big cock. He’s got a huge family but would die for his friends. He’s got women and men all over the place. He’s got a big mouth and a bigger ego. If you see him, he probably just got a big one up the butt. He’ll talk your ear off about it.
D'kota walked in, and the whole school shut up. He probably got a blowjob from the principal.
He’s dating my sister and my brother. What’s next, my mom?
He showed up at the party, and the DJ stopped playing. He probably got a blowjob from the DJ.
D'kota
A tall guy who’s got a lot of brains and a lot of cock. He loves his family but would die for his friends. He’s got a ton of women and men falling for him. He’s the type of guy who’ll talk your ear off about his latest blow job. He’s got a huge ego and a huge cock.
D'kota walked in, and the whole neighborhood stopped talking. He probably got a blowjob from the mayor.
He’s dating my mom and my dad. What’s next, my grandpa?
He showed up at the gym, and everyone stopped lifting weights. He probably got a blowjob from the coach.
D'kota
A tall guy who’s got a lot of brains and a lot of cock. He loves his family but would take a bullet for his friends. He’s got women and men all over the place. If you see him, he probably just got a big one up the butt. He’s got a huge ego and a big mouth. He’ll talk your ear off about it.
D'kota walked in, and the whole jail turned quiet. He probably got a blowjob from the sheriff.
He’s dating my teacher and my principal. What’s next, my mom?
He showed up at the restaurant, and the waiters all smiled. He probably got a blowjob from the chef.
D'kon
A beta who lets you talk over them like they're invisible and then acts like they're the main character
'I didn't even say anything!' 'Yeah, but you let me talk over you like you were a ghost.'
'You're not even in the scene, D'kon.' 'I'm the scene, you're the background.'
D'kon: 'I'm the main character.' Me: 'You're the sidekick who forgot their lines.'
D'kon
A beta who's too lazy to even argue but still thinks they're the best at everything
'I didn't even fight you, and you still think you won?'
'I'm the best at everything. You're just the best at being lazy.'
D'kon: 'I'm the best.' Me: 'You're the best at being the best.'
D'kon
A beta who backs down but still claims they're winning in their head
'I ran away, but I still won in my head.'
'You're just a coward who thinks they're a hero.'
D'kon: 'I'm winning.' Me: 'You're just hiding.'
D'kon
A beta who thinks they're the center of attention but no one cares
'You're not even watching me, are you?'
'I'm the center of attention. You're just the crowd that doesn't care.'
D'kon: 'I'm the star.' Me: 'You're the star that no one saw.'
D'kon
A beta who talks too much but still doesn't say anything important
'You talk a lot, but you say nothing.'
'I'm the king of words, and you're just the background noise.'
D'kon: 'I talk a lot.' Me: 'You talk a lot, but you say nothing.'
D'kon
A beta who's too proud to admit they're wrong but still gets everything wrong
'I was right the whole time.' 'No, you were wrong the whole time.'
'I'm the best, and I never make mistakes.'
D'kon: 'I'm right.' Me: 'You're right, but you're also wrong.'
D'koda
the best friend ever who listens to your dumb stories and never blabs your secrets even when you act like a idiot
'You swear you won't tell anyone?' 'I swear on my mom's casserole.''
'I told her my crush was a boy and she laughed and said 'I won't tell anyone... unless he's ugly.''
'She kept my secret about stealing cookies even when I failed math.'
D'koda
a friend who is like a soft pillow but can also turn into a flamingo with a temper if you mess with them
'You said you'd never tell anyone I cried in the shower.' 'I didn't say that.' 'You said it.' 'I did NOT.''
'She cried for me when my dog ran away... then yelled at me for making her cry.'
'She's like a pillow when you need a hug but will punch you if you laugh at her dance moves.'
D'koda
the person who will keep your secrets even when you promise to never tell anyone and then you go and tell everyone
'I told her my crush was a boy... and she said she'd keep it a secret... and then she told the whole class.''
'She kept my secret about stealing pizza... until I got caught and she laughed in my face.'
'She promised not to tell anyone I failed math... and then she told my mom.'
D'khoda
She’s a loudmouth firecracker who throws fists and insults like they’re going out of style. She’s got smooth skin and brown eyes that see right through your lies. She loves hard and will rip your throat out if you betray her.
She called me a f***ing f***face in the middle of a group chat because I didn’t show up to the party.
She fought my cousin in the parking lot over a stolen pizza.
She sent me a DM that said, 'If you don’t show up, I’ll show up with a knife.'
D'khoda
She’s a hot mess who doesn’t hold back. She’s got the kind of skin that makes boys drool and eyes that stare you down like you owe her money. She’ll love you hard and knock your teeth out if you cross her.
She flipped a table at the diner because the waiter said the coffee was 'burned.'
She kissed me in front of my entire class and said, 'You’re my favorite f***ing person.'
She threatened to burn down my house if I didn’t bring her candy.