D'kon

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A beta who lets you talk over them like they're invisible and then acts like they're the main character
'I didn't even say anything!' 'Yeah, but you let me talk over you like you were a ghost.'
'You're not even in the scene, D'kon.' 'I'm the scene, you're the background.'
D'kon: 'I'm the main character.' Me: 'You're the sidekick who forgot their lines.'
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A beta who's too lazy to even argue but still thinks they're the best at everything
'I didn't even fight you, and you still think you won?'
'I'm the best at everything. You're just the best at being lazy.'
D'kon: 'I'm the best.' Me: 'You're the best at being the best.'
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A beta who backs down but still claims they're winning in their head
'I ran away, but I still won in my head.'
'You're just a coward who thinks they're a hero.'
D'kon: 'I'm winning.' Me: 'You're just hiding.'
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A beta who thinks they're the center of attention but no one cares
'You're not even watching me, are you?'
'I'm the center of attention. You're just the crowd that doesn't care.'
D'kon: 'I'm the star.' Me: 'You're the star that no one saw.'
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A beta who talks too much but still doesn't say anything important
'You talk a lot, but you say nothing.'
'I'm the king of words, and you're just the background noise.'
D'kon: 'I talk a lot.' Me: 'You talk a lot, but you say nothing.'
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A beta who's too proud to admit they're wrong but still gets everything wrong
'I was right the whole time.' 'No, you were wrong the whole time.'
'I'm the best, and I never make mistakes.'
D'kon: 'I'm right.' Me: 'You're right, but you're also wrong.'
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