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A flaming piece of garbage that cries at everything
D'lane started sobbing when his pizza had extra cheese.
He cried because his favorite sock was missing.
He wept when someone called him a faggot.
D'lane
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A human-shaped meatball that smells like regret
D'lane walked into the room and the whole class held their breath.
He had a side of regret fries and a milkshake for lunch.
He smelled like he had been crying in a dumpster.
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A man who thinks he’s a woman and cries at traffic jams
D'lane cried when the bus got stuck in traffic.
He wore a skirt and cried when someone said he looked stupid.
He sobbed because a car honked at him.
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A human who smells like a wet sock and cries at math problems
D'lane cried when he failed math again.
He smelled like a sock that had been left in a puddle.
He cried when he saw a math test.
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A person so gay he thinks tears are a fashion statement
D'lane cried when he wore his favorite shirt.
He cried because he thought his shirt was out of style.
He cried at the mirror like it was a fashion show.
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A human who thinks he's a unicorn and cries at loud noises
D'lane cried when the fire alarm went off.
He cried because he heard a loud noise.
He cried when he saw a unicorn drawing.