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A random act of chaos used to stop a kid from dying. Dads do it best. Other people can do it too, but they don’t do it as much.

When someone jumps in to stop a kid from getting destroyed. Dads do it all the time. Other people do it when they’re bored or angry.

A wild, crazy move to stop a kid from getting squished. Dads do it most, but anyone can do it. Usually happens when the kid is being a total idiot.

the goo that comes out of a dad when he's trying to make a baby, but it's just full of bad decisions and old snacks.

the liquid proof that a dad was once a teenager, but now he just smells like regret and old pizza.

the stuff that makes babies, but also makes your dad's pants look like they were dipped in a trash can.

A dad sandwich happens when you get lucky enough to have sex with both of someone's parents and end up stuck in the middle like the soggy middle of a grilled cheese.

A dad sandwich is when a tiny person gets squished between two big, tough old guys during a sexual showdown and it’s pure chaos.

A dad sandwich is when you’re stuck between two crusty old guys, and you’re just trying to survive the mess.

The goo that comes out when your dad gets too excited and forgets how to act normal.

The liquid proof that your dad is not a robot and definitely not a chef.

The thing that comes out when your dad forgets how to be cool and just lets it all go.

The stuff that your dad leaves behind when he’s too lazy to clean up.

The liquid that your dad uses to make you feel like you’re in a horror movie.

The stuff that your dad leaks when he’s too tired to act like a man.

A dad rocker is a bald, out-of-shape middle-aged man who thinks he's still cool because he still knows all the lyrics to songs from the 70s. He sweats like a pig on stage and yells at his wife to dance like she's 20 again, even though she's probably got a bun in the oven.

A dad rocker is a guy who still thinks he's young and cool, even though he’s got a belly like a donut and a voice like a dying goose. He listens to old rock songs and thinks he’s still in a band, even though he’s just playing for his wife and a few people who feel bad for him.

When you're so ugly you look like a burnt taco and you drink water like it's your ex who ditched you for a guy with better rizz and a full wallet.

When a dad is so smooth he could talk a goat into wearing a top hat and still have enough stories to keep a kid entertained for a whole week.

A smelly rat that lives in a dad's pants or a dad's closet. It's usually covered in crap and bad life choices. Dads love it because it makes them feel special.