Dad Rocker
A dad rocker is a guy who still thinks he's young and cool, even though he’s got a belly like a donut and a voice like a dying goose. He listens to old rock songs and thinks he’s still in a band, even though he’s just playing for his wife and a few people who feel bad for him.
"I used to be a rockstar. Now I just rock around the house and pretend I’m still a rockstar.", Dad Rocker on Facebook
"I don’t need a stage, just a couch and a six-pack.", Dad Rocker after a long night of drinking and karaoke
"I sing like I’m at a concert. My wife claps like she’s in the front row.", Dad Rocker mid-performance, completely ignoring the fact that no one else is watching.