Dad Rocker

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A dad rocker is a bald, out-of-shape middle-aged man who thinks he's still cool because he still knows all the lyrics to songs from the 70s. He sweats like a pig on stage and yells at his wife to dance like she's 20 again, even though she's probably got a bun in the oven.
"I’m not bald, I’m just experiencing the natural consequences of a life of bad decisions and poor hair choices.", Dad Rocker at a karaoke bar
"I can still rock out like I did in 1983, dammit!", Dad Rocker after a 10-minute set
"I don’t need a band, I just need a wife who still thinks I’m sexy.", Dad Rocker mid-performance, staring at his wife like she’s the lead singer of Led Zeppelin.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dad rocker is a guy who still thinks he's young and cool, even though he’s got a belly like a donut and a voice like a dying goose. He listens to old rock songs and thinks he’s still in a band, even though he’s just playing for his wife and a few people who feel bad for him.
"I used to be a rockstar. Now I just rock around the house and pretend I’m still a rockstar.", Dad Rocker on Facebook
"I don’t need a stage, just a couch and a six-pack.", Dad Rocker after a long night of drinking and karaoke
"I sing like I’m at a concert. My wife claps like she’s in the front row.", Dad Rocker mid-performance, completely ignoring the fact that no one else is watching.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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