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Daddy Keegan

A man with a body that could make a statue jealous and a cock so big it could start a war. Every girl wants to kiss his ass and scream his name in the middle of a football game.

You’re the reason I failed my math test. I was too distracted thinking about you.

I saw you in the grocery store and I dropped my milk. It was embarrassing.

You’re like a superhero, but instead of a cape, you’ve got a cock.

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Daddy Kaylee

The most stunning girl you'll ever see, with freckles that look like they were sprayed on by a madman and eyes that could make a saint blush. Get you a Daddy Kaylee, she's the best friend you'll ever have and will save your life when you're too high to think straight.

My ex was a looker, but she's like a 5-star restaurant and he's a hot dog cart.

I tried to flirt with her, she looked at me like I had 500 booger smells in my pants.

She's the reason I passed algebra, and I didn't even like math.

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Daddy Kaylee

The most amazing girl you’ll ever meet, with freckles like confetti and eyes that could steal your soul. Get you a Daddy Kaylee, and you’ll never be alone again, unless you’re too stupid to notice she’s there.

She walked in, and my brain shut down like a bad wifi connection.

I asked her out, she said yes, then I forgot what I was doing.

She’s like a superhero with a side of sarcasm.

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Daddy Kaylee

The prettiest girl in the whole world, with freckles that look like they were thrown by a messy kid and eyes that could make a robot fall in love. Get you a Daddy Kaylee, and you’ll have the best friend ever, even if you’re too dumb to realize it.

She smiled at me, and I forgot how to breathe.

I tried to ignore her, but she was like a virus in my brain.

She’s the only reason I didn’t fail gym.

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Daddy Karis

The king of all Dads, and she’s stuck with the most annoying husband ever, Chris, who can’t stop talking about his own stupid butt.

Daddy Karis is the only person who can make me laugh while Chris tries to explain why his butt is the best ever.

I swear, if Chris talks about his butt one more time, I’m gonna scream.

Daddy Karis is awesome. Chris is just a walking distraction.

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Daddy Karis

The ultimate Dad, who somehow put up with Chris, the man who thinks his own butt is a god.

Daddy Karis is the best. Chris is just a guy who thinks his butt is holy.

Chris is loud. Daddy Karis is legendary.

I’d follow Daddy Karis anywhere. Chris? I’d run the other way.

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Daddy Karis

The most amazing Dad ever, and she’s married to Chris, the man who thinks his butt is the only thing that matters.

Daddy Karis is the best. Chris is just a guy who won’t stop talking about his butt.

Chris thinks his butt is the best. Daddy Karis thinks he’s the worst.

Daddy Karis is a god. Chris is a distraction.

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Daddy Kaos

this thing looks like a fat alien with a butt plug for a face and a noodle stuck up its backside

My cousin sent me a pic of this thing and said it was his new pet.

I saw this thing in the mall and screamed like a girl.

My mom called it a 'horrifying meat monster' and refused to eat dinner.

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Daddy Kaos

it looks like a sausage factory exploded in a clown's mouth

My friend texted me a photo and said, 'This is what happens when you eat too much.'

I saw this thing on Instagram and blocked the user immediately.

My brother called it 'the worst sandwich ever made' and threw it at the wall.

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Daddy Kaos

this thing is like a wet sock with a hairball and a cheeseburger inside

My teacher showed it to the class and said, 'This is why you don't eat weird food.'

I got a DM saying, 'I just ate this and I'm dying.'

My dad called it 'the most disgusting thing I've ever seen' and threw up.

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Daddy Kalista

When you're stuck in the jungle with Kalista and you're begging for a gank like a sad little puppy.

I'm dying here, just gank me please I'm not even trying to farm anymore

Kalista is broken, but I'm not, I need a gank or I'm gonna die

I'm in the jungle, I'm not even close to level 6, just gank me already

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Daddy Kalista

You're playing Kalista in the jungle and you're so desperate you'll do anything for a gank, even yell at your teammate.

If you don't gank me, I'm gonna yell at you in the chat and it's gonna be embarrassing

I'm in the jungle and I'm not even trying, just gank me before I lose my mind

I'm playing Kalista and I'm crying inside, just gank me

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Daddy Kalista

You're playing Kalista in the jungle and you're so weak you're practically a baby, just waiting for someone to save you.

I'm a baby in the jungle, just gank me before I get killed by a level 2 Jax

Kalista is my champion, but I'm not, I'm just waiting for a gank

I'm in the jungle and I'm not even trying to farm, just gank me already

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Daddy Kaleb

a man who has a pp so big it makes the whole school laugh

My math teacher saw Daddy Kaleb's pp and forgot how to add.

Daddy Kaleb walked into the lunchroom and the whole cafeteria went silent.

My mom tried to hide her face when she saw Daddy Kaleb's pp in the hallway.

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Daddy Kaleb

a guy with a pp so huge it could start a war

Daddy Kaleb's pp is so big, it caused a food fight in the cafeteria.

My brother tried to draw Daddy Kaleb's pp and got caught by the principal.

Daddy Kaleb's pp is so big, it could fit three pizzas inside.

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Daddy Kaleb

a man who has a pp so big, it’s like a legend

I saw Daddy Kaleb’s pp once and I’ve been dreaming about it ever since.

Daddy Kaleb’s pp is so big, it got its own Instagram page.

My friend tried to take a photo of Daddy Kaleb’s pp and it came out blurry and embarrassing.

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Daddy Kaleb

a guy who has a pp so big, it could be a whole class by itself

Daddy Kaleb’s pp is so big, the gym teacher lets him skip PE.

I saw Daddy Kaleb’s pp in the hallway and I almost cried.

Daddy Kaleb’s pp is so big, it got its own desk in the classroom.

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Daddy Kaleb

a man with a pp so big, it could be a superhero sidekick

Daddy Kaleb’s pp is so big, it could beat up the school bully.

Daddy Kaleb’s pp has its own theme song.

I saw Daddy Kaleb’s pp and it was like watching a superhero movie.

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Daddy Kaleb

a guy whose pp is so big, it could win the Olympics

Daddy Kaleb’s pp is so big, it got a medal from the principal.

Daddy Kaleb’s pp is so big, it could run a marathon by itself.

I saw Daddy Kaleb’s pp and I almost joined the Olympics.

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Daddy Kait

A smelly, grumpy, butt-faced lunatic who thinks he’s the king of the trash can

Daddy Kait just yelled at my sandwich for being too fancy

He called my mom a bad word and then threw a yogurt cup at me

He tried to take my video game and I had to beat him up

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