Daddy Kaylee

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The most stunning girl you'll ever see, with freckles that look like they were sprayed on by a madman and eyes that could make a saint blush. Get you a Daddy Kaylee, she's the best friend you'll ever have and will save your life when you're too high to think straight.
My ex was a looker, but she's like a 5-star restaurant and he's a hot dog cart.
I tried to flirt with her, she looked at me like I had 500 booger smells in my pants.
She's the reason I passed algebra, and I didn't even like math.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The most amazing girl you’ll ever meet, with freckles like confetti and eyes that could steal your soul. Get you a Daddy Kaylee, and you’ll never be alone again, unless you’re too stupid to notice she’s there.
She walked in, and my brain shut down like a bad wifi connection.
I asked her out, she said yes, then I forgot what I was doing.
She’s like a superhero with a side of sarcasm.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The prettiest girl in the whole world, with freckles that look like they were thrown by a messy kid and eyes that could make a robot fall in love. Get you a Daddy Kaylee, and you’ll have the best friend ever, even if you’re too dumb to realize it.
She smiled at me, and I forgot how to breathe.
I tried to ignore her, but she was like a virus in my brain.
She’s the only reason I didn’t fail gym.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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