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Daddy Kait
The worst human ever who smells like old socks and hates everyone
Daddy Kait said my math test was ‘the worst thing since the invention of bad breath’
He threw a shoe at me for not cleaning my room
He tried to eat my homework and got a stomachache
Daddy Kait
A giant pile of bad decisions and expired pizza
Daddy Kait said my drawing was ‘the ugliest thing since a broken toaster’
He tried to ride my bike and crashed into a tree
He made me eat expired pizza and it was the worst day ever
Daddy K
Daddy K is the only real one. He’s like a superhero who fights bad guys and doesn’t back down. He’s so cool that when you’re mad and act like a tough guy, you’re being Daddy K.
Just got roasted by my crush. Time to be Daddy K and flex my ego.
My teacher gave me detention. I’m now Daddy K for the day.
When my brother steals my lunch, I become Daddy K and take it back.
Daddy K
Daddy K is the king of rapping in 2018. He spits facts so hard, it hurts. He can ball like a pro and make everyone lose their minds.
Daddy K just dropped a new song. I’m now obsessed and crying in my cereal.
He rapped so good, my dog started dancing.
I heard him freestyle and now I want to be him.
Daddy K
Daddy K is the ultimate pimp. He’s got that smooth style and knows how to make people feel special. He’s the dad of all daddies and the man everyone wants to be.
My friend’s dad is a real Daddy K. He’s got the moves and the style.
He called me a Daddy K and now I’m trying to be one too.
My uncle is a Daddy K. He’s got the charm and the money.
Daddy K
Daddy K is that 6'4'' guy who still takes bubble baths. He’s the main man, the stoner who never stops being fun. He takes Ls but always comes back stronger.
Daddy K took a bubble bath with Jasmine and Caitlin. I was jealous and cried.
He’s the best kisser and still takes Ls like a champ.
He’s a stoner, but he’s still the king of the group.
Daddy Justin
A hot guy who looks like he just walked out of a gym and into your dreams
Hey Daddy Justin, you look like you just finished a workout and got a facial.
Daddy Justin is the reason I skipped my lunch today.
If Daddy Justin was my teacher, I'd fail math just to sit next to him.
Daddy Justin
A man who makes your heart go boom and your pants go loose
Daddy Justin walks in, and I forget how to breathe.
I tried to focus on my work, but Daddy Justin was too distracting.
I texted my friend: 'Daddy Justin just smiled at me. I'm dying.'
Daddy Justin
The guy who makes you feel like you're special, even when you're not
Daddy Justin said I was the best, and I believed him.
I'm not special, but Daddy Justin makes me feel like I am.
He told me I was cool, and now I think I'm actually cool.
Daddy Justin
A man who looks like he could beat up a donut and still taste like heaven
Daddy Justin is the reason I started eating donuts for breakfast.
He looks like he could fight a donut and win.
He eats donuts and still looks like a god.
Daddy Justin
A man who makes your face go red and your brain go blank
Daddy Justin walks in, and I turn red like a tomato.
I saw him, and my brain stopped working.
He looked at me, and I forgot my name.
Daddy Justin
The kind of guy who makes you wish you were his homework
If Daddy Justin was my teacher, I'd do every assignment just to see him.
He's the kind of guy who makes you wish you were his project.
I'd rather do his homework than mine.
Daddy Juicing
The liquid that comes out of a man’s penis when he’s done being a man. If you still don’t get it, you’re a brain-dead donkey. If you still don’t get it, you’re probably a brain-dead donkey who eats crayons for dinner.
Bro, I just did my daddy juicing and now I’m ready to conquer the world.
Why are you still confused? You’re the kind of person who thinks a donkey is a type of chicken.
Daddy juicing is the only thing that makes me feel like a man again.
Daddy Juicing
The juice that every dad needs to stay cool. It was started by a guy named Shayne Topp, who probably still lives in his mom’s basement.
Daddy juicing is my morning ritual. I need it to survive the day.
Shayne Topp is the reason we have this term. He’s a legend.
I don’t know why I need daddy juicing, but I do.
Daddy Juicing
The juice that comes from a lanky, awkward, barely adult man who thinks he’s hot. He’s trying to be tough, but he still cries at sad movies.
That guy at the gym is a daddy juicing machine.
He thinks he’s tough, but he cried when I told him about my dog’s death.
He’s like a daddy juicing version of a sad clown.
Daddy Juicing
A slang word for drugs like heroin or crack. It’s the stuff that makes you do stupid things.
I took daddy juicing and now I’m dancing in the park at 3 a. m.
Daddy juicing is my new favorite way to get high.
I used daddy juicing and now I think I’m a superhero.
Daddy Juicing
The ultimate man. He has everything, money, girls, a cool car. He’s the kind of man who makes movies about himself.
He’s the ultimate daddy juicing man. Everyone wants to be him.
He drives a Lamborghini and still remembers my name.
He’s like a movie star, but with more daddy juicing.
Daddy Juicing
A straight guy who has to deal with a gay guy’s annoying flirts every day. They’re best friends, but it’s a nightmare.
He’s the straight guy who gets flirts from the gay guy every day.
They’re best friends, but it’s a nightmare of flirts and cringe.
He’s the guy who still doesn’t get why the gay guy flirts with him.
Daddy Juicing
A straight guy who deals with a gay guy’s flirts every day. They became best friends because life is weird.
They became best friends because life is weird and flirts are annoying.
He’s the straight guy who still gets flirts from the gay guy.
They became best friends after a long day of flirts and cringe.
Daddy Jude
Big Daddy Jude is a crip lord who throws volleyballs like he’s trying to break my face.
He hit me so hard I thought my nose was gonna go on vacation.
I saw my lunch in the trash and it looked happy.
He threw a volleyball so hard I got a ticket from the principal.
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