Daddy Kait

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A smelly, grumpy, butt-faced lunatic who thinks he’s the king of the trash can
Daddy Kait just yelled at my sandwich for being too fancy
He called my mom a bad word and then threw a yogurt cup at me
He tried to take my video game and I had to beat him up
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The worst human ever who smells like old socks and hates everyone
Daddy Kait said my math test was ‘the worst thing since the invention of bad breath’
He threw a shoe at me for not cleaning my room
He tried to eat my homework and got a stomachache
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A giant pile of bad decisions and expired pizza
Daddy Kait said my drawing was ‘the ugliest thing since a broken toaster’
He tried to ride my bike and crashed into a tree
He made me eat expired pizza and it was the worst day ever
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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