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When you have a messed-up brain and think Klaus from the originals is the only man worth loving, even though he’s a vampire with a temper and a bad fashion sense

When you’re so in love with Klaus that you ignore the fact he’s a psycho who kills people and eats them for fun

When you're a complete mess because you're obsessed with a fictional character who thinks he's the king of the world and you're just his brainwashed sidekick

When you're so deep in love with Klaus that you ignore the fact he’s a complete nightmare and you still think he's perfect

When you're so obsessed with Klaus that you think he's the only good-looking vampire and you'd kill anyone who says otherwise

When you're so in love with Klaus that you ignore the fact he's a monster and you still think he's the best thing ever

A man who still smooches his dad like they're both in kindergarten and the teacher is watching.

A man who acts like his dad is his best friend and still pecks him on the mouth.

A man who still gives his dad a wet kiss like he's trying to impress the entire block.

A daddy kiss is when a smelly, mustachioed woman with the face of a raccoon slaps her lips on yours like she’s been waiting 20 years to do it.

A daddy kiss is when a drunk, hairy man with the breath of a sewer rat leans in and gives you a kiss that tastes like regret and cheap whiskey.

A daddy kiss is when a man with the face of a used napkin and the voice of a dying cat gives you a kiss that feels like a punishment from God.

Keshav is our daddy, and he’s got kids in his beds like he’s running a hotel.

Keshav is our dad, and he’s got kids in his bed like he’s doing a favor.

Keshav is our dad, and he’s got kids in his bed like he’s got a side gig.

A guy who makes girls shake like a bowl of Jell-O. He’s the one you scream his name when you’re about to blow your load.

The man who turns you into a blubbering mess. You’ll beg him to stop because you're so close to losing it.

A guy who knows how to make you wet your pants. You’ll moan his name like it’s your last breath.

A hot tall man with abs like bricks and a cock so big it could make a nun cry. Every girl wants to ride him like a horse and scream his name in the middle of the street.

A man so good-looking he could make a vampire blush. He’s got a body like a god and a cock that could break a door.