Daddy LeGood
A man so manly he makes other men look like babies
My cousin is a Daddy LeGood. He can bench press a cow.
That guy flexed and I felt like a baby.
My teacher said I need to act like a Daddy LeGood. I cried.
Discover Slang
Daddy LeGood
A man so sexy he makes women pass out and men cry
I saw a Daddy LeGood and my girlfriend fainted.
That guy walked in and my brother started sobbing.
My mom said I need to be a Daddy LeGood. I told her I hate her.
Daddy LeGood
A man who is so cool he makes other men look like posers
That guy is a Daddy LeGood. He just walked in and I looked like a poser.
My friend's a Daddy LeGood. He has more cool than I'll ever have.
I tried to be a Daddy LeGood. I failed. Hard.
Daddy LeGood
A man so strong he could beat up your whole family
My uncle is a Daddy LeGood. He beat up my cousin's whole family.
That man looked like a Daddy LeGood. I hid behind my mom.
I tried to be a Daddy LeGood. My dog beat me up.
Daddy LeGood
A man who is so smooth he could make a stone cry
That guy is a Daddy LeGood. He talked to my stone and it cried.
My dad said I need to be a Daddy LeGood. I told him I'm not smooth.
That man smiled and my crush got a brain freeze.
Daddy Law
When a Daddy tells his baby girl she's in trouble and has to obey him or else he'll make her life a living hell.
'You're grounded for the rest of your life if you don't do what I say.'
'If you don't clean your room, I'll take your phone and lock it in the closet.'
'You're not getting any treats unless you apologize and promise to be good.'
Daddy Law
The new guy who your baby momma is cheating on you with and thinks he's got it all figured out.
'He thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.'
'He told me he's going to take my baby momma away from me.'
'He's got a new car and a new job and thinks he's the king of the world.'
Daddy Law
When a guy pushes a girl to be a lawyer just so he can use her to climb the ladder and get rich, even though she doesn't want to be a lawyer.
'He said if I become a lawyer, he'll pay for my degree and my car.'
'He promised me a future if I just became a lawyer.'
'He thinks I'm going to be rich and famous and he'll get all the benefits.'
Daddy Late
Daddy Late is the guy who started the AFL and runs the AFD. He’s always posting stupid stuff in Danky Wanky. He’s been kicked out of Discord three times and banned from the official antifa server. He’s the reason you see cool memes and edits everywhere.
Late just got banned again. Typical.
He posted a meme about pizza. It was bad.
He’s friends with Muhazz. They run a shitpost business.
Daddy Late
Late is the king of the AFL and AFD. He hangs out in Danky Wanky and makes the stupidest posts. He’s been banned from Discord three times and thrown off the antifa server. He’s the one who makes all the cool edits and memes.
He made a meme about tacos. It was terrible.
He got banned again. No one cares.
He and Muhazz are like brothers. They post shittier stuff together.
Daddy Late
Late is the original guy of the AFL and runs the AFD. He spends all his time in Danky Wanky and makes the worst posts ever. He’s been kicked out of Discord three times and banned from antifa. He’s the one who makes all the best memes and edits.
He made a meme about cats. It was the worst.
He got banned again. For real this time.
He and Muhazz are partners in crime. They post stupid stuff together.
Daddy Lark
A drunk dad who gets trounced by his wife like he's made of glass
My dad passed out on the couch after my mom yelled at him for burning the pizza.
He tried to fight her, but she just laughed and called him a 'drunk meatball.'
He's so weak, he can't even stand up after she gives him a wedgie.
Daddy Lark
A man who drinks too much and gets beaten up by his wife every weekend
He came home drunk and got hit with a spatula for missing the grocery run.
She threatened to throw him out if he didn't stop snoring at 2 a. m.
He tried to hide in the closet, but she found him and gave him a foot massage with a mop.
Daddy Lark
A man who can't hold his liquor and gets kicked out of his own house by his wife
He was thrown out for eating the last slice of cake and calling her a 'biscuit.'
She told him to sleep in the garage because he 'smelled like a dumpster.'
He tried to sneak back in, but she gave him a pop quiz on multiplication and failed him.
Daddy Lafe
A boy who looks like a little angel wearing a stupid costume
That kid looked like a fairy godmother’s lost nephew
He wore a unicorn head and called me ‘mom’
He was so cute I wanted to eat him for breakfast
Daddy Lafe
A boy who makes your heart do the cha-cha in a costume
He wore a pirate outfit and I was ready to die
That kid looked like a snack from the candy aisle
He walked in and I forgot my own name
Daddy Lafe
A boy who looks so good in a costume you want to slap him
He wore a dinosaur suit and I wanted to marry him
That kid was a walking snack attack
He looked like he came from the candy fairy’s closet
Daddy Krol
A hot econ teacher with a fancy scarf. He loves it when students named Diederick sneak under his desk for some milk. If he catches you on your phone, he'll string you up on his Christmas tree like a cheap ornament.
Diederick got caught on his phone. Now he's hanging on the tree with the scarf.
Daddy Krol said, 'You're gonna be my tree decoration this year.'
Milk was spilled. Diederick was doomed.
Daddy Krol
Daddy Krol is a sexy econ teacher who wears a scarf like it's a crown. He’s got a thing for Diedericks and likes to make them feel like they're being sucked dry of all fun.
Diederick was making a sandwich under the desk. Daddy Krol caught him and said, 'You're gonna be my Christmas tree this year.'
He called Diederick 'my little snack' and made him eat a whole milk carton.
Diederick got caught on the phone. Now he's on the tree with the scarf.
Daddy Krol
A hot econ teacher with a fancy scarf who loves Diederick. He'll make you eat milk and string you up if you use your phone.
Diederick got caught on his phone. Now he’s hanging on the tree with the scarf.
He made Diederick drink a whole milk carton and called him 'my snack.'
Diederick said, 'I was just checking my messages.' Daddy Krol said, 'You're gonna be my tree decoration.'