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When a dad loves you more than your mom loves you and she’s still mad about it.

Dad: I’ll always buy you pizza. Mom: I’ll always yell at you for eating it.

Dad took me to the concert. Mom took me to the principal’s office.

Dad buys me stuff. Mom buys me a lecture.

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The only reason you have money is because some old man is paying for your bad decisions.

Sugar daddy: I’ll fund your trip. You: I’ll fund your hangover.

He gave me money. I gave him my soul.

He’s rich. I’m broke. I’m still in love.

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The most legendary party spot in the whole universe and it’s yours.

My house is the best. My friends know it. My parents don’t.

Party at my house. No parents. No problems.

I throw the best parties. My parents throw the worst lectures.

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That weirdo you knew in 6th grade and he still won’t shut up about it.

He still brings up that time I dyed my hair green.

He won’t stop saying I was the worst baka ever.

He still says I’m sussy. I’m not. He is.

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A shirt line that Harry Styles wore and now you’re obsessed with it.

Harry wore that shirt. Now I wear it to school. Now I’m a legend.

That shirt line is the best thing since sliced bread. Or pizza.

He wore it. I saw it. I now live it.

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Girls who will do anything for a guy who probably doesn’t love them back.

She’ll do anything for him. He’ll do anything for a pizza.

She’s in love. He’s in denial. Her parents are in therapy.

She’s all in. He’s all out. Her parents are all confused.

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Daddy Long Dick

A guy so fine he makes your jaw drop and your brain shut off like a broken toaster

I saw that guy at the mall and my heart did a backflip

My cousin screamed 'Daddy Long Dick' at the gym and got a workout out of it

He walked into the classroom and the whole class forgot how to breathe

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Daddy Long Dick

When you slap your girl’s cheeks so hard you think you're gonna break her face and you feel like a god

I clapped her cheek so hard I thought it was gonna pop like a balloon

My friend turned into Thanos after clapping his girl’s cheek like a maniac

He slapped her face so hard the teacher thought it was a fire alarm

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When you start with little licks and then your tongue turns into a pizza delivery man bringing hot sauce straight to your partner's soul.

My tongue just gave my girlfriend a standing ovation.

I licked her like I was trying to win a bet.

She said I was licking her like a kid who just found a cookie jar.

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When you go from a little kiss to a full-blown tongue war and your partner is just trying to survive.

I licked her so hard I think I broke her concentration.

She said I licked her like a raccoon in a candy store.

I was licking her like I was trying to eat her face.

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When you start with a small lick and then your tongue goes full-on gangster, robbing her mouth of all its dignity.

My tongue just robbed her mouth blind.

I licked her like I was trying to steal her soul.

She said I licked her like a thief in the night.

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When you start with a little lick and then your tongue goes full-on superhero, saving her from the boring part of life.

I licked her like I was saving her from the apocalypse.

She said I licked her like a hero with a tongue of fire.

I was licking her like I was her personal hero.

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When you start with a small lick and then your tongue goes full-on villain, taking over her mouth like it’s a prison break.

My tongue just took over her mouth like it was a prison break.

She said I licked her like a villain with a tongue of doom.

I licked her so hard it felt like a tongue takeover.

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When you start with a little lick and then your tongue goes full-on animal, like it’s wild and doesn’t know how to stop.

I licked her like a wild animal on a rampage.

She said I licked her like a beast from the jungle.

My tongue just went feral in her mouth.

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Daddy Levi is a 40-year-old man who looks like a hot teen and every girl who watches Attack on Titan is obsessed with him. I am one of those girls and I am not ashamed.

My crush is Levi. He’s 40 but looks 20. I am in love.

I saw Levi in the anime and now I want to marry him. He is perfect.

Levi is my dad and my lover. I have no life.

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Daddy Levi is when a girl is getting f***ed and then she calls the guy daddy levi like he is her actual dad.

He just f***ed me and now he’s my dad. I’m confused.

I was drunk and now I’m married to Levi. What even is life?

He called me his daughter. I am not his daughter. I am his f***ing girlfriend.

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The most beautiful person ever. They have perfect hair, a tiny nose, and legs so long you could ride them like a horse. Those legs are mine and only mine. I hump them like a beast. They also love my feet and my ass more than anything.

Daddy Lee, your legs are the best. I hump them daily. You love my feet and my ass. I know it.

Your legs are mine. I hump them. I also know you love my ass.

I ride your legs like a horse. You love my feet and my ass. It's a fact.

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The most stunning person on the planet. They have nice hair, a tiny nose, and legs that could be used for humping. Those legs are mine. I hump them every day. They also love my feet and my fat butt.

Daddy Lee, your legs are mine. I hump them. You love my feet and my butt. It's true.

Your legs are the best. I hump them daily. You love my feet and my butt. That's a fact.

I hump your legs every day. You love my feet and my butt. It's no secret.

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The prettiest person ever. They have perfect hair, a tiny nose, and long legs that are mine. I hump them like a monster. They also love my feet and my big butt the most.

Daddy Lee, your legs are mine. I hump them like a monster. You love my feet and my big butt.

Your legs are mine. I hump them. You love my feet and my butt the most.

I hump your legs like a monster. You love my feet and my big butt. That's the truth.

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A hot man who scares people so bad they wet themselves

My ex is a Daddy LeGood. I still have nightmares about him.

That guy at the bar looked like a Daddy LeGood. I ran away.

My dad says I'm gonna be a Daddy LeGood when I grow up. I hope he's wrong.

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