Daddy Master Dylan
The most amazing man ever. You’d let him ruin your day and still thank him for it.
Dylan ruined my day and I thanked him anyway.
He’s amazing. I’m just the guy who gets annoyed.
He’s the reason I’m late to everything.
Discover Slang
Daddy Mask
You get so PISSED at someone that you kill their whole family. Then you rip their dad’s face off and wear it like a mask while you screw their mom’s corpse.
My cousin saw his best friend’s dad get skinned and wore it like a Halloween mask while he raped his mom’s dead body.
I watched my brother murder my uncle’s family and wore his dad’s face like a mask while he made my aunt’s corpse scream.
My neighbor’s dad was skinned and worn as a mask while he made his mom’s corpse scream for mercy.
Daddy Mask
You’re so mad at a person you kill their whole family. You peel their dad’s face off and wear it like a mask while you make their mom’s corpse scream.
My friend’s dad got peeled off like a banana and worn as a mask while he screamed at his mom’s corpse.
My sister watched her crush’s dad get skinned and used it as a mask while he screamed at his dead mom.
My cousin’s dad got peeled off like a potato and worn as a mask while he screamed at his mom’s corpse.
Daddy Mask
You’re so angry at someone you kill all their family. Then you take their dad’s face and wear it while you have sex with their mom’s corpse.
My dad took his best friend’s dad’s face and wore it while he had sex with his mom’s dead body.
I saw my brother’s friend take his dad’s face and used it like a mask while he had sex with his mom’s corpse.
My neighbor’s dad got his face ripped off and used it as a mask while he had sex with his mom’s corpse.
Daddy Manzonie
Daddy Manzonie is shaking like a bowl of Jell-O in a earthquake
Daddy Denton just saw his lunch money stolen by a kid with a face like a raccoon
Daddy Denton was hit by a bus and now he’s crying like a baby
Daddy Denton tried to text his mom and accidentally sent a picture of his socks
Daddy Manzonie
Daddy Manzonie is so scared he’s peeing his pants
Daddy Denton saw a spider the size of a mouse and ran screaming
Daddy Denton tried to do math and it made him cry
Daddy Denton saw his teacher’s bald head and fainted
Daddy Manzonie
Daddy Manzonie is trembling like a leaf in a hurricane
Daddy Denton got a bad grade and now he’s crying in the hallway
Daddy Denton tried to eat a burrito and it was too spicy
Daddy Denton saw his dog wearing a hat and it broke him
Daddy Mags
The ultimate DJ who makes your parties legendary. He’s the funniest guy ever and can beat you at sports like it’s a joke. If you’re not his friend, you’re gonna regret it when the cool kids list is full.
Dad Mags dropped the beat and I instantly lost my cool.
He made me run laps in P. E. for laughing at his puns.
He’s the only person who can beat me at basketball and still make me laugh.
Daddy Mags
The king of the dance floor and the best friend you’ll ever have. He’s got a mouth like a sailor and can kick your butt in sports. Don’t be a nobody, be his friend or you’ll be left in the dust.
He called my mom a donut and I laughed for 10 minutes.
He beat me in soccer and then roasted me for it.
He’s the only guy who can make me cry and then laugh in the same day.
Daddy Mags
The DJ who makes your day. He’s hilarious, he’s tough, and he’s the main man. If you’re not on his friend list, you’re going to be the last one picked for everything. Don’t be a loser, be his friend.
He DJ’d my birthday and I was so hyped I danced like a fool.
He called me a ‘weak link’ and I still took it as a compliment.
He beat me at video games and still made me laugh.
Daddy Magic
The main reason you're still alive and not dead from your own stupidity. It's what all the cool kids have and it's not some stupid WWE guy.
My Daddy Magic is why I survived middle school. You? You're still alive because you're lucky.
Daddy Magic is the reason I didn't fail algebra. Also why I still have my teeth.
If I had no Daddy Magic, I would have died in 2017. Probably from a snack.
Daddy Magic
The kind of magic that Willy Stampler tried to steal from the best people in the game. And he's a piece of garbage.
Willy Stampler tried to steal my Daddy Magic. He's still stuck in the 80s with a mullet.
Willy Stampler tried to steal Henry Oak's magic. He got kicked out of the game and now he's a meme.
Willy Stampler tried to steal Glenn Close's magic. Now she just stares at him like he's a weirdo.
Daddy Magic
A person who gives you cards for Magic the Gathering in exchange for you giving them your soul or your body, whichever is easier.
My Daddy Magic dealer gave me a rare card for a kiss. I'm still sore from it.
That guy at the corner store is a Daddy Magic dealer. He asked for my firstborn.
I traded my soul for a card. Now I have to wear pants every day.
Daddy Mac
A guy who hits on people like they’re his last meal and he’s starving. He’s got the moves, the charm, and the confidence to make you blush and question your life choices.
Bro, that guy at the bar just winked at me like I was his new best friend.
My cousin’s crush is a Daddy Mac, he’s got the looks and the skills.
He hit on my mom and called her a ‘hot mess’, that’s a real Daddy Mac move.
Daddy Mac
That guy from Kris Kross who wore pants over his head and made us all question our fashion sense. He’s the original mess-up.
That Kris Kross guy was the original mess. I still don’t get how he wore pants over his head.
I thought he was a weirdo until I saw the music video.
He was the worst, but I still like him.
Daddy Mac
A burger so big and weird it looks like it was made by a confused kid who had too much sugar and no idea what he was doing.
I ate the Shrek Daddy Mac and it took me 20 minutes to finish it.
That burger was like a monster from a horror movie.
I tried to eat it and it almost died from the weight of it.
Daddy Mac
Being the boss, the man, the king of the hill. You’re the one everyone else wants to be.
That guy owns the restaurant and the waiters are scared of him.
He’s the boss and everyone else is just there to work for him.
He walked in and the whole place shut up like they were in a movie.
Daddy Mac
Pebz is the guy who makes all the other guys look like amateurs. He’s the real deal and everyone wants to be him.
Pebz walks in and everyone else loses their confidence.
He’s the guy all the girls want to be with.
He’s got the moves and the style, everyone else is just there to watch.
Daddy Mac
The man who has it all. He’s got the bling, the ladies, and the confidence to back it all up. He’s the real deal.
He walks in and the whole street stops to look at him.
He’s got the bling and the ladies, everyone else is just there to watch.
He’s the man and everyone else is just a side dish.
Daddy Mac
Steve Jobs and Steve Wazniak are the original mac daddies. They made the mac and everyone else is just there to use it.
Those two guys made the mac and everyone else is just there to use it.
They invented the mac and everyone else is just there to follow.
They’re the original mac daddies and everyone else is just a copycat.