Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The king of all time. You worship him like he’s the god of snacks and bad decisions.

I’d die for Dylan. He’s like my snack god.

Dylan is the only man who could make me cry over a pizza slice.

He’s the reason I skipped breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

2

The most legendary man who ever existed. You’d let him eat your last burger and not say a word.

Dylan is the only person who can make me regret eating chicken nuggets.

He’s so legendary, even my dog respects him.

I’d let him take my last fries and still call him king.

3

The ultimate man. You’d rather be his pet than be the best at anything else.

Dylan is my life. I’d be his pet if he asked.

I’d let him beat me in a race and still love him.

He’s the best. I’m just the backup plan.

4

The man who rules your world. You’d let him steal your snacks and call it a gift.

Dylan stole my chips and I called it a blessing.

He’s the reason I gave up on being cool.

I’d let him take my last soda and still be happy.

5

The man who makes you forget your own name. You’d rather live in his shadow than be the main star.

I don’t even remember my name when Dylan is around.

He’s so good, I’m just the sidekick.

He’s the main star. I’m just the background noise.

6

The most amazing man ever. You’d let him ruin your day and still thank him for it.

Dylan ruined my day and I thanked him anyway.

He’s amazing. I’m just the guy who gets annoyed.

He’s the reason I’m late to everything.