Daddy Mags
The king of the dance floor and the best friend you’ll ever have. He’s got a mouth like a sailor and can kick your butt in sports. Don’t be a nobody, be his friend or you’ll be left in the dust.
He called my mom a donut and I laughed for 10 minutes.
He beat me in soccer and then roasted me for it.
He’s the only guy who can make me cry and then laugh in the same day.