Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a dad loves you more than your mom loves you and she’s still mad about it.

Dad: I’ll always buy you pizza. Mom: I’ll always yell at you for eating it.

Dad took me to the concert. Mom took me to the principal’s office.

Dad buys me stuff. Mom buys me a lecture.

2

The only reason you have money is because some old man is paying for your bad decisions.

Sugar daddy: I’ll fund your trip. You: I’ll fund your hangover.

He gave me money. I gave him my soul.

He’s rich. I’m broke. I’m still in love.

3

The most legendary party spot in the whole universe and it’s yours.

My house is the best. My friends know it. My parents don’t.

Party at my house. No parents. No problems.

I throw the best parties. My parents throw the worst lectures.

4

That weirdo you knew in 6th grade and he still won’t shut up about it.

He still brings up that time I dyed my hair green.

He won’t stop saying I was the worst baka ever.

He still says I’m sussy. I’m not. He is.

5

A shirt line that Harry Styles wore and now you’re obsessed with it.

Harry wore that shirt. Now I wear it to school. Now I’m a legend.

That shirt line is the best thing since sliced bread. Or pizza.

He wore it. I saw it. I now live it.

6

Girls who will do anything for a guy who probably doesn’t love them back.

She’ll do anything for him. He’ll do anything for a pizza.

She’s in love. He’s in denial. Her parents are in therapy.

She’s all in. He’s all out. Her parents are all confused.