Daddy Long Dick

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A guy so fine he makes your jaw drop and your brain shut off like a broken toaster

I saw that guy at the mall and my heart did a backflip

My cousin screamed 'Daddy Long Dick' at the gym and got a workout out of it

He walked into the classroom and the whole class forgot how to breathe

When you slap your girl’s cheeks so hard you think you're gonna break her face and you feel like a god

I clapped her cheek so hard I thought it was gonna pop like a balloon

My friend turned into Thanos after clapping his girl’s cheek like a maniac

He slapped her face so hard the teacher thought it was a fire alarm