Daddy Kiss
A daddy kiss is when a drunk, hairy man with the breath of a sewer rat leans in and gives you a kiss that tastes like regret and cheap whiskey.
I got a daddy kiss from my dad at the bar. It felt like I’d been kissed by a dead goat.
My brother got a daddy kiss from his girlfriend’s dad. He said it was like being kissed by a wet sock.
My cousin got a daddy kiss from his uncle. Now he won’t eat pizza for a week.