Daddy Kiss
A daddy kiss is when a man with the face of a used napkin and the voice of a dying cat gives you a kiss that feels like a punishment from God.
My dad gave me a daddy kiss after I failed math. It was like being kissed by a ghost.
My uncle got a daddy kiss from his brother. He said it was like being kissed by a monster.
My friend got a daddy kiss from his dad. He cried like a baby.