Daddy Kalista
You're playing Kalista in the jungle and you're so desperate you'll do anything for a gank, even yell at your teammate.
If you don't gank me, I'm gonna yell at you in the chat and it's gonna be embarrassing
I'm in the jungle and I'm not even trying, just gank me before I lose my mind
I'm playing Kalista and I'm crying inside, just gank me
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