Daddy Kalista - You're playing Kalista in the jungle and you're so weak you'

You're playing Kalista in the jungle and you're so weak you're practically a baby, just waiting for someone to save you.

I'm a baby in the jungle, just gank me before I get killed by a level 2 Jax

Kalista is my champion, but I'm not, I'm just waiting for a gank

I'm in the jungle and I'm not even trying to farm, just gank me already