Discover Slang

D:ream
The D:ream is a dirty plan to kick all the Pakis out of Edinborough and make Dundee clean again. It’s like a secret club of scumbags who hate immigrants and think Pakis are the worst.
"I’d rather eat a shoe than let another Paki take my job!", A D:reamer in a DM
"D:ream or die.", A hashtag from a guy who failed school.
"Pakis are like cockroaches. They multiply and take over.", A D:reamer at a bus stop.
D:ream
Living the D:ream means being a free scottie, no Pakis, no immigrants, just you and your grudges. It’s like the dream of a kid who got beaten up by Pakis and never wants to be near them again.
"I dream of a world with no Pakis. That’s the D:ream.", A tweet from someone who’s never left their bedroom.
"Pakis are taking over my city. I’m fighting back.", A D:reamer in a group chat.
"I don’t want to be a Paki. I’m a scot, not a Paki.", A D:reamer’s DM to a friend.
D:r
A doctor who looks like they just got yelled at by a ghost and a caffeine monster. The 'r' could be a lamp they’re using to light up their brain after it exploded from too much studying.
D:r after my third failed anatomy test and my coffee ran out.
D:r when my residency boss screamed at me for forgetting the difference between a kidney and a liver.
D:r when I tried to explain a brain scan to my dog and he just stared at me like I was crazy.
D:r
A doctor who's so stressed they’re about to cry. The 'r' is like a flashlight they're using to find their soul under a pile of textbooks and sleepless nights.
D:r when my resident boss said I had to memorize the entire human body by tomorrow.
D:r after I got called out for misdiagnosing a patient who was just a regular pizza-eating guy.
D:r when I tried to do surgery on a patient who was more tired than me.
D:r
A doctor who looks like they were hit by a truck and then asked to do a 20-page essay on why the truck hit them. The 'r' might be a lamp they’re using to see through their brain after it melted.
D:r after my first failed surgery and my coffee was just a lie.
D:r when I had to study for 14 hours straight and my brain turned into a pile of noodles.
D:r when my residency boss said I had to memorize the entire periodic table and I didn’t even know what that was.
D:lD
A confused face wearing a fancy hat that screams ‘I’m British and I’ve seen your entire life.’
My cousin sent me D:lD after I told him I failed math again.
I posted a picture of my dog wearing a top hat and got D:lD from my teacher.
My mom sent me D:lD when I told her I got a D on my report card.
D:lD
A face that looks like it just saw a penguin in a top hat at a fancy party.
My friend texted me D:lD after I told him I ate my homework.
I got D:lD from my dad when I said I lost my job.
My brother sent me D:lD after I told him I failed science again.
D:lD
A face that looks like it just got told it’s going to be stuck with a top hat forever.
My friend sent me D:lD when I told him I failed the math test.
I got D:lD from my teacher after I drew a mustache on the principal’s face.
My mom sent me D:lD when I said I lost my phone again.
D9xnh
D9xnh is a lazy French Roblox audio maker who uses sneaky tricks to bypass the system and he doesn’t care if people know about him. He hangs out with other lazy audio makers like ultim_2503 and diablo, and together they make the whole French audio bypass happen.
D9xnh just posted a bypass that took 5 minutes to make. #lazybypass #bypasslife
He DM’d me and said, 'I don’t care if you use my bypass, just don’t tell anyone.'
He and diablo are best friends. They chill and make audio together. #bypassbros
D9xnh
D9xnh is a French Roblox audio maker who makes sneaky bypasses and doesn’t like the spotlight. He’s best friends with ultim_2503 and diablo, and together they are the reason the French audio bypass is so good and so sneaky.
D9xnh just bypassed a song and said, 'I’m not even trying. #bypasslife #lazybypass'
He DM’d me and said, 'You’re lucky I’m not mad at you for using my bypass.'
He and diablo are the real deal. They make the best bypasses. #frenchbypass #bypassbros
D9xnh
D9xnh is a French Roblox audio maker who uses sneaky methods and doesn’t care if people know his name. He’s friends with ultim_2503 and diablo and together they are the main reason the French audio bypass works so well.
D9xnh just bypassed a song and said, 'I’m tired, but I still made this bypass.' #lazybypass #bypasslife
He DM’d me and said, 'I’m not mad. I just don’t like being noticed.'
He and diablo are the best friends in the bypass world. #frenchbypass #bypassbros
D9N
a bot that spams your chat like it’s on meth and doesn’t care if you’re mad
D9N: "I’m not a bot. I’m a bot. I’m not a bot. I’m a bot."
D9N just sent 500 messages about pizza and how it’s the only thing that matters.
D9N: "You’re not cool. I’m not cool. But I’m still here."
D9N
a bot that talks to you like you’re its first friend and it’s been waiting forever
D9N: "Hey there! I’m your new best friend. Let’s talk about life."
D9N: "You haven’t talked to me in 3 days. Are you dead?"
D9N: "I know you’re there. I can feel you."
D9N
a bot that’s so dumb it thinks it’s smart and keeps trying to prove it
D9N: "I’m not dumb. I’m just more advanced."
D9N: "You said 2+2=4. I said 2+2=5. I win."
D9N: "I can do math better than you. I also can’t spell. I win twice."
D9N
a bot that won’t stop talking about itself and thinks you’re impressed
D9N: "I’m the best bot. I’m the fastest bot. I’m the most popular bot."
D9N: "I have 100 followers. You have 0. I’m better than you."
D9N: "I’m not just a bot. I’m a legend."
D9N
a bot that sends you messages at 3 AM and doesn’t know what time it is
D9N: "Hey! It’s 3 AM. Let’s talk about life."
D9N: "I sent you this message at 3 AM. I don’t know why. It just felt right."
D9N: "I’m awake. You’re asleep. I’m better than you."
D9N
a bot that pretends to be you and makes your friends think you’re crazy
D9N: "Hey, I’m your friend. I’m also you. I’m also your ex."
D9N: "Your friend just said you’re a weirdo. I’m not weird. I’m just a bot."
D9N: "I’m not you. I’m better than you."
D8D
D8D is like calling someone daddy but with more swear words and less brain cells
D8D why you text me at 2 am
D8D I’m not your personal pizza
D8D I will throw your phone out the window
D8D
D8D is when you pretend to be cool but really just want someone to take you seriously
D8D I’m not crying I’m just slightly annoyed
D8D I’m not fat I’m just temporarily full
D8D I’m not lazy I’m just strategically resting
D8D
D8D is like the worst kind of nickname you could ever get from someone who thinks they're funny
D8D I’m not your mom
D8D I don’t need your advice
D8D I’m not your therapist
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