D:r
A doctor who looks like they were hit by a truck and then asked to do a 20-page essay on why the truck hit them. The 'r' might be a lamp they’re using to see through their brain after it melted.
D:r after my first failed surgery and my coffee was just a lie.
D:r when I had to study for 14 hours straight and my brain turned into a pile of noodles.
D:r when my residency boss said I had to memorize the entire periodic table and I didn’t even know what that was.