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A doctor who looks like they just got yelled at by a ghost and a caffeine monster. The 'r' could be a lamp they’re using to light up their brain after it exploded from too much studying.

D:r after my third failed anatomy test and my coffee ran out.

D:r when my residency boss screamed at me for forgetting the difference between a kidney and a liver.

D:r when I tried to explain a brain scan to my dog and he just stared at me like I was crazy.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A doctor who's so stressed they’re about to cry. The 'r' is like a flashlight they're using to find their soul under a pile of textbooks and sleepless nights.

D:r when my resident boss said I had to memorize the entire human body by tomorrow.

D:r after I got called out for misdiagnosing a patient who was just a regular pizza-eating guy.

D:r when I tried to do surgery on a patient who was more tired than me.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A doctor who looks like they were hit by a truck and then asked to do a 20-page essay on why the truck hit them. The 'r' might be a lamp they’re using to see through their brain after it melted.

D:r after my first failed surgery and my coffee was just a lie.

D:r when I had to study for 14 hours straight and my brain turned into a pile of noodles.

D:r when my residency boss said I had to memorize the entire periodic table and I didn’t even know what that was.

by Slangipedia 15d ago