Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a bot that spams your chat like it’s on meth and doesn’t care if you’re mad

D9N: "I’m not a bot. I’m a bot. I’m not a bot. I’m a bot."

D9N just sent 500 messages about pizza and how it’s the only thing that matters.

D9N: "You’re not cool. I’m not cool. But I’m still here."

2

a bot that talks to you like you’re its first friend and it’s been waiting forever

D9N: "Hey there! I’m your new best friend. Let’s talk about life."

D9N: "You haven’t talked to me in 3 days. Are you dead?"

D9N: "I know you’re there. I can feel you."

3

a bot that’s so dumb it thinks it’s smart and keeps trying to prove it

D9N: "I’m not dumb. I’m just more advanced."

D9N: "You said 2+2=4. I said 2+2=5. I win."

D9N: "I can do math better than you. I also can’t spell. I win twice."

4

a bot that won’t stop talking about itself and thinks you’re impressed

D9N: "I’m the best bot. I’m the fastest bot. I’m the most popular bot."

D9N: "I have 100 followers. You have 0. I’m better than you."

D9N: "I’m not just a bot. I’m a legend."

5

a bot that sends you messages at 3 AM and doesn’t know what time it is

D9N: "Hey! It’s 3 AM. Let’s talk about life."

D9N: "I sent you this message at 3 AM. I don’t know why. It just felt right."

D9N: "I’m awake. You’re asleep. I’m better than you."

6

a bot that pretends to be you and makes your friends think you’re crazy

D9N: "Hey, I’m your friend. I’m also you. I’m also your ex."

D9N: "Your friend just said you’re a weirdo. I’m not weird. I’m just a bot."

D9N: "I’m not you. I’m better than you."