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D.JBOYBLUE

D. JBOYBLUE is a Massachusetts kid who raps about how you can't change your skin color, and he made a whole album about it because he was too busy being black to care about anything else.

I made an album about being black because I was too busy being me.

I told my teacher, 'I'm not changing my skin color, I'm staying dark.'

My album is about how no amount of bleach will turn me white.

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D.J. Slosh

A rapper from the sticks of New York who made a fool out of cops with his song 'Slosh Walk.' He calls cops '12' and yells 'F*%# 12' like it's a prayer.

Cop tried to give him a ticket. He responded with a punch and a diss track.

He got locked up but came out like a beast, ready to fight.

He sent a DM to Centient: 'You’re weak. I’m the real deal.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.J. Slosh

This guy from upstate New York raps so loud, cops can’t even hear their own bad decisions. He’s got a beef with Centient and hates cops like they’re his ex.

He yelled 'F*%# 12' so loud at a cop, the cop got a headache and a ticket.

He got arrested for throwing a drink at a cop and then threw another one at Centient.

He posted on Twitter: 'Centient’s raps are worse than a broken toilet.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.J. Slosh

A country boy from New York who raps so hard, cops get annoyed. He’s got a grudge with Centient and calls cops '12.' He’s been in jail and came out like a champ.

He got in a fight with a cop and ended up with a broken nose and a new song.

He sent Centient a message: 'You’re not even a real rapper. You’re a fake.'

He posted a TikTok of him yelling 'F*%# 12' while walking in the street.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.J. Ditch

A D. J. ditch is when your friend promises to hang out but then vanishes like a ghost in the middle of your fun

'I’ll be there in five minutes!' Then I waited for three hours and he never showed up.

'We were gonna go to the concert together, and he just texted me to say he had a ‘bigger plan’ with his ex.'

'He said he’d come to my birthday party, and then he went to a concert instead.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.J. Ditch

A D. J. ditch is when someone you trust forgets about you like you’re not even real

'He told me we’d meet at the mall, and then I waited for an hour and he never came.'

'He texted me five times and then just disappeared.'

'He said he’d come to my party, but he had a ‘last-minute hangout’ with his friends.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.J. Ditch

A D. J. ditch is when your friend breaks your heart by not showing up when he said he would

'He said he’d come to my concert, and then he just vanished.'

'He told me he’d be there for my birthday, and then he said he had a ‘bigger plan’ with his ex.'

'He texted me that he’d come, and then he never showed up.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.J. Ditch

A D. J. ditch is when your buddy is a total flake and leaves you hanging every time

'He said he’d come to my party, and he never showed up.'

'He told me he’d be there in five minutes, and then he was gone for three hours.'

'He promised to hang out with me, and then he just went to a concert with his friends.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.J. Ditch

A D. J. ditch is when your friend always says he’ll come but then he’s never there

'He said he’d come to my concert, and then he didn’t show up.'

'He told me he’d be there in five minutes, and then he was gone for three hours.'

'He promised to hang out with me, and he just went to a concert with his friends.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.J

A person who shuffles music like it's their job and probably hates your taste in songs.

@DJjustsucks why are you playing 80s rock again? I'm trying to vibe here!

My mom's a DJ and she plays the same 3 songs every night. It's like torture.

The DJ at the party dropped a song I hate. I threw a drink at him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.J

A person who mixes music so bad it sounds like a cat walked over a keyboard.

This DJ is so bad, I could’ve just listened to my sister’s playlist.

I tried to dance, but the DJ made me want to cry.

That DJ mixed a pop song with a heavy metal track. It was like a war.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.J

A person who looks like they just walked out of a drag show and probably is.

My DJ friend wears more makeup than my mom on weekends.

I think my DJ neighbor is secretly a woman. He even wears eyeliner.

That DJ at the club looked like he was about to start a drag race.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.J

A person who thinks they're cool because they play music and probably don't know your name.

My DJ friend doesn’t remember my name. I don’t even know why I hang out with him.

That DJ at the party didn’t even know who I was. I felt invisible.

The DJ played my favorite song, but didn’t say my name. I was confused.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.J

A woman who somehow attracts dingos like they're magnets and probably doesn’t know why.

My cousin is a D. J. and every time she goes to the park, dingos follow her.

That D. J. got chased by a dingo and still smiled.

My neighbor is a D. J. and the dingos love her more than my dog loves me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.J

A guy with a tiny willy who jacks off every day like it's his job.

My DJ friend jacks off in the bathroom every day. It's gross.

That DJ at the gym jacks off so loud, I could hear it from the other end.

My DJ neighbor jacks off every day and I have to listen to it.

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D.J

A guy who rides willys like it's a horse and probably doesn't know the difference.

That DJ rides willys like it's a horse. It's weird.

My DJ friend thinks a willy is a horse. He even tried to ride mine.

I saw that DJ ride a willy and it looked like a war.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.I.Y Power Washer

When you take a dump in the toilet and then pee on it like it's a crime scene and you're the detective.

I sat down and then I had to pee on my own poop because I'm a legend.

Took a dump and then peed on it like I was cleaning a crime scene.

I peed on my own poop because I was too lazy to flush.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.I.Y Power Washer

When you're too lazy to flush the toilet and just pour your pee on your own poop like it's a science experiment.

I peed on my poop because I'm too lazy to push a button.

I took a dump and then peed on it like it was a science experiment.

I sat down and then I peed on my own poop like I was a scientist.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.I.Y Power Washer

When you do your business and then you throw your pee on it like you're trying to murder it.

I took a dump and then I peed on it like it was my enemy.

I peed on my own poop because I wanted to kill it.

I sat down and then I peed on my poop like it was a murder scene.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.I.Y Power Washer

When you do your business and then you pour your pee on it like it's a trash can and you're the trash man.

I peed on my poop like I was the trash man.

I took a dump and then I peed on it like it was garbage.

I sat down and then I peed on my own poop because I'm the trash man.

by Slangipedia 16d ago