Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who shuffles music like it's their job and probably hates your taste in songs.

@DJjustsucks why are you playing 80s rock again? I'm trying to vibe here!

My mom's a DJ and she plays the same 3 songs every night. It's like torture.

The DJ at the party dropped a song I hate. I threw a drink at him.

2

A person who mixes music so bad it sounds like a cat walked over a keyboard.

This DJ is so bad, I could’ve just listened to my sister’s playlist.

I tried to dance, but the DJ made me want to cry.

That DJ mixed a pop song with a heavy metal track. It was like a war.

3

A person who looks like they just walked out of a drag show and probably is.

My DJ friend wears more makeup than my mom on weekends.

I think my DJ neighbor is secretly a woman. He even wears eyeliner.

That DJ at the club looked like he was about to start a drag race.

4

A person who thinks they're cool because they play music and probably don't know your name.

My DJ friend doesn’t remember my name. I don’t even know why I hang out with him.

That DJ at the party didn’t even know who I was. I felt invisible.

The DJ played my favorite song, but didn’t say my name. I was confused.

5

A woman who somehow attracts dingos like they're magnets and probably doesn’t know why.

My cousin is a D. J. and every time she goes to the park, dingos follow her.

That D. J. got chased by a dingo and still smiled.

My neighbor is a D. J. and the dingos love her more than my dog loves me.

6

A guy with a tiny willy who jacks off every day like it's his job.

My DJ friend jacks off in the bathroom every day. It's gross.

That DJ at the gym jacks off so loud, I could hear it from the other end.

My DJ neighbor jacks off every day and I have to listen to it.

7

A guy who rides willys like it's a horse and probably doesn't know the difference.

That DJ rides willys like it's a horse. It's weird.

My DJ friend thinks a willy is a horse. He even tried to ride mine.

I saw that DJ ride a willy and it looked like a war.