Da Goits
Goits and Biommy are the worst. They cause trouble everywhere they go.
Da Goits knocked over my dad’s favorite lamp and laughed about it.
Biommy tried to take over my video game and lost.
Goits ran through my house like a tornado.
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Da Goits
Goits and Biommy are like the two dumbest dogs ever. But they’re still cool.
Da Goits peed on my mom’s new rug and then slept on it.
Biommy tried to bark at a dragon and got scared.
Goits ate my sister’s shoes and then cried.
Da Goits
Goits and Biommy are the dog duo that rules the world of mess and loud barking.
Da Goits ran through my house like a tornado and ate my breakfast.
Biommy tried to fight my brother and got tackled.
Goits barked so loud the neighbors came out.
Da Goits
Goits and Biommy are the two dogs who make your life harder, but you still love them.
Da Goits stole my snack and then pooped on my homework.
Biommy tried to take over my video game and failed.
Goits ran through my house like a tornado and knocked things over.
Da Ghetto Dr Suess
The most unhinged rapper from New Jersey who spits rhymes like they're insults
He called my mom a side dish and my dad a weak sauce.
He rhymes so fast, my brain short-circuited.
He said my flow was worse than a broken toaster.
Da Ghetto Dr Suess
A Jersey legend who raps so hard, he makes your grandpa look like a beginner
He rapped me into silence during lunch.
He freestyled me out of my seat.
He made my teacher cry during homeroom.
Da Ghetto Dr Suess
The guy who turns every rhyme into a personal attack and somehow still gets paid
He called my crush a side piece and my best friend a weak sauce.
He rapped about my bad grades and my worse hair.
He turned my lunch break into a rap battle.
Da Gei
When you sass off your teacher and play video games like your life depends on it. Tech is to blame and teachers are worse than your mom on a bad day.
"I’m not doing this worksheet, I’m saving the world."
He spent the whole class playing Fortnite and got a zero.
Teacher tried to lecture, he just yelled, "I’m da gei, I don’t care."
Da Gei
You say "Das Gey" when you do something super gay and forget to say "no homo". It’s also how you react when someone sends you a meme that makes you want to die.
He kissed the ceiling and said, "Das Gey," then walked out.
I saw a cat wearing a hat and screamed, "Das Gey!"
That meme was so bad, I said, "Das Gey," and cried.
Da Gei
Da Gei means you go off and jerk off like you’re trying to beat your high score. It’s like a cocky missile, but for your hand.
He went to the bathroom and came back with a hard-on.
During math class, he was wanking like it was a championship game.
He said, "I’m da gei," and then didn’t stop for ten minutes.
Da Gei
Da Gei is when you hit a plane, like, literally hit a plane. It’s also when you hit your own brain because you’re too stupid to understand math.
He hit the plane so hard, the teacher asked if he was crying.
He said, "I hit the plane," and then fell asleep.
He hit the plane and missed the whole test.
Da Gay
A person who lives like a weirdo and drives everyone insane with their nonsense. They do things like sleep for days, repeat stuff just because they feel like it, and ignore rules just to be a pain.
My cousin is Da Gay. He sleeps 18 hours a day and still yells at me for waking him up.
Da Gay showed up to my birthday party in pajamas and started singing show tunes.
Da Gay texted me at 3 a. m. just to say 'hello' and then hung up.
Da Gay
Are you gay? That question came from a movie where a man drives a van and fights people.
'Are you gay?' I asked my friend when he started crying at a superhero movie.
My teacher asked me 'Are you gay?' when I drew a rainbow on my math test.
During the class debate, my rival shouted, 'Are you gay?'
Da Gay
A super cool band from Mongolia that sings a song called 'Lester Oats'. Everyone loves it, even if they don’t know why.
My brother’s favorite song is 'Lester Oats' by Da Gay. He sings it in the shower every day.
My mom bought a Mongolian flag because she likes Da Gay’s music.
I asked my friend what he listened to, and he said 'Lester Oats' and I had no idea what he was talking about.
Da Gay
A person who has way too much gay in them. They might be fatter, louder, or just plain dumber.
My uncle is Da Gay. He eats pizza for breakfast and lunch and still says he’s not full.
Da Gay showed up to my game and started dancing to a song no one else heard.
My neighbor is Da Gay. He yells at the mailman for no reason.
Da Gay
When someone tries to type something but messes it up and doesn’t even notice. Usually it’s a typo that makes no sense.
I typed 'Meaning behind Jada' but it changed to 'gay' and I didn’t notice.
My friend tried to write 'Meaning behind Jada' and it came out 'gay' and he just laughed.
I was trying to search for something, but the computer changed 'Jada' to 'gay' and I didn’t care.
Da Ganj
The best kind of weed, usually from an indo, so good it makes you feel like you're flying.
I smoked Da Ganj and floated out the window like a dragon.
My grandma said Da Ganj is the only thing that can beat her bingo skills.
I ate Da Ganj and my dog started dancing to my mom's bad karaoke.
Da Ganj
A super strong type of marijuana, usually from an indo, so good it makes you wish you were born in a pizza box.
Da Ganj hit me like my dad’s old truck on a bumpy road.
I had Da Ganj and my math teacher became a disco dancer.
I smoked Da Ganj and my cat started talking to my uncle.
Da Ganj
The holy grail of weed, usually from an indo, so good it makes you think you’re the king of the universe.
After Da Ganj, I told my teacher I was the king of the universe and got a detention.
Da Ganj made my brother cry happy tears.
I had Da Ganj and my mom started singing opera in the grocery store.
Da Ganj
The most fire kind of marijuana, usually from an indo, so good it makes you feel like you just won the lottery.
Da Ganj hit me like I just won the lottery and my dog got a goldfish.
I had Da Ganj and my math test turned into a rap battle.
Da Ganj made my brother forget he had a job.