D8D

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D8D is like calling someone daddy but with more swear words and less brain cells
D8D why you text me at 2 am
D8D I’m not your personal pizza
D8D I will throw your phone out the window
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D8D is when you pretend to be cool but really just want someone to take you seriously
D8D I’m not crying I’m just slightly annoyed
D8D I’m not fat I’m just temporarily full
D8D I’m not lazy I’m just strategically resting
3
D8D is like the worst kind of nickname you could ever get from someone who thinks they're funny
D8D I’m not your mom
D8D I don’t need your advice
D8D I’m not your therapist
4
D8D is when you act like you’re the boss but you’re just pretending
D8D I’m not your boss
D8D I’m not your friend
D8D I’m not your personal chef
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D8D is the sound of someone trying too hard to be cool and failing
D8D I’m not cool I’m just slightly annoyed
D8D I’m not your friend I’m just slightly annoyed
D8D I’m not your personal soundtrack
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