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Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl
A loud, stupid yell from a man who thinks he's a queen after a bad day, or when he needs a gold medal for being a showoff.
Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl!! I just survived a subway ride with my ex!
Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl! I got a promotion and a raise, baby!
Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl! My cat just judged me and I lost!
Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl
A man screaming like a diva after something small went right, or something big went wrong. It’s like a gay man’s version of a power move.
Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl! I just beat my dad at chess, and he’s crying!
Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl! My coffee spilled, but it was worth it!
Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl! My crush texted me back! I’m going to die!
Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl
A man who acts like he’s on stage, yelling this phrase when he’s either happy, mad, or just wants to be noticed like a f***ing rock star.
Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl! I just got a standing ovation from my dog!
Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl! I ate the last slice of pizza and it was a crime!
Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl! My mom called me a baby, and I’m f***ing proud!
Daddy's yoghurt
the milk that comes from a man who’s been working out too much
My cousin’s cum looks like a spoonful of pudding. I’m not even mad.
My boyfriend’s cum is so thick, it’s like he’s been drinking protein shakes and my milk.
That guy’s cum is so creamy, I thought he was a cow.
Daddy's yoghurt
the stuff that makes you wish you were a baby again
His cum is so smooth, I wish I could take a nap in it.
I ate my brother’s cum and now I’m dreaming about cookies.
That cum was so soft, it felt like my mom’s bedtime story.
Daddy's yoghurt
the kind of cum that’s so good, it gives you a boner just thinking about it
His cum was so good, I got a boner in math class.
I saw his cum and instantly knew I was in love.
That cum was so hot, it made my face red.
Daddy's yoghurt
the liquid that makes you want to lick the floor
His cum was so thick, I licked the floor and it was still on my tongue.
I spilled his cum on the floor and now I can’t stop licking it.
That cum was so good, I licked the table and my mom saw me.
Daddy's yoghurt
the juice that makes your pants feel like they’re on fire
His cum was so strong, my pants felt like they were on fire.
I wore his cum and my pants were screaming.
That cum was so hot, I thought my pants were going to burst.
Daddy's yoghurt
the stuff that makes you want to scream and cry at the same time
His cum was so good, I screamed and cried in my cereal.
I ate his cum and I was sobbing in my chair.
That cum was so amazing, I cried happy tears.
Daddy's secret recipe
When your dad or your boyfriend bakes something using his jizz instead of sugar, eggs, or flour. Sometimes it's just a little extra.
My dad made brownies with his cum instead of chocolate chips. They were gross but kinda cool.
My boyfriend said he put his jizz in the cake. I ate it and threw up.
Daddy told me he used his cum in the pie. I don’t know how he managed that.
Daddy's secret recipe
A creepy way of making cookies or anything baked with your dad’s or boyfriend’s cum instead of normal stuff. It’s like a weird family tradition.
My dad said he used his cum in the pancakes. I ate them and got weird vibes.
My boyfriend made cookies with his cum. I ate one and got sick.
Daddy told me he uses his cum in the bread. I don’t believe him.
Daddy's secret recipe
When your dad or boyfriend adds his cum to a recipe instead of milk, butter, or sugar. It's gross but also kind of wild.
My dad used his cum in the cake. I didn’t eat it and told him he was a weirdo.
My boyfriend said he used his cum in the muffins. I ate one and felt weird.
Daddy told me he puts his cum in the waffles. I don’t know if I believe him.
Daddy's secret recipe
When your dad or your boyfriend bakes stuff using his cum instead of eggs or butter. It's like a creepy cooking show.
My dad used his cum in the cookies. I didn’t eat them and told him he was weird.
My boyfriend said he used his cum in the brownies. I ate one and got weird.
Daddy told me he uses his cum in the bread. I think he’s lying.
Daddy's secret recipe
When your dad or boyfriend adds his cum to a recipe instead of sugar or flour. It's like a gross family secret.
My dad used his cum in the cake. I didn’t eat it and told him it was gross.
My boyfriend said he used his cum in the cookies. I ate one and felt weird.
Daddy told me he puts his cum in the waffles. I think it's a lie.
Daddy's money lesbian
A fake lesbian who only likes girls because her daddy pays her to be fancy and get all the perks.
She kissed her best friend at the prom just so her daddy would buy her a new car.
She dumped her girlfriend for a richer one who gave her a credit card.
She posted a million selfies with her 'girlfriend' while her daddy watched and laughed.
Daddy's money lesbian
A rich girl who pretends to be gay just so she can get free stuff and look cool.
She cried when her daddy stopped paying for her luxury life.
She dated three girls at once just to get more money from her daddy.
She broke up with her girlfriend because she got a better offer from her daddy.
Daddy's money lesbian
A snobby girl who only dates other girls because her daddy gives her money and she's too lazy to do anything else.
She texted her girlfriend, 'I'm only with you because my daddy says so.'
She dumped her girlfriend for a richer one who gave her a new phone.
She posted a story about her 'girlfriend' while her daddy sent her a limo.
Daddy's little monster
A weird, gross, and totally messed-up kid who gives their dad a hard-on.
My little brother is Daddy's little monster. He eats crayons for breakfast.
She's like a mini-me version of the Joker, but with more glitter and less sanity.
He's the reason why Daddy's always late for work. He's too busy chasing monsters.
Daddy's little monster
The kid who makes their dad forget to do laundry and remember to lose his mind.
Harley Quinn is just a kid who thinks the Joker is her dad. He’s not. He’s a lunatic.
My sister is Daddy’s little monster. She kicked the dog and then cried about it.
He’s the reason why Daddy’s little monster has a tattoo of a clown on his arm.
Daddy's little monster
A crazy, messy, and totally embarrassing kid who’s stuck with their dad for life.
Harley Quinn is just a mess. She’s like a monster in a clown costume.
He’s the reason why Daddy’s little monster has a permanent frown and a broken nose.
She’s the one who told the cops that the Joker was her dad. He wasn’t. He was just high.
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