Daddy's little monster

My little brother is Daddy's little monster. He eats crayons for breakfast.

She's like a mini-me version of the Joker, but with more glitter and less sanity.

He's the reason why Daddy's always late for work. He's too busy chasing monsters.

Harley Quinn is just a kid who thinks the Joker is her dad. He’s not. He’s a lunatic.

My sister is Daddy’s little monster. She kicked the dog and then cried about it.

He’s the reason why Daddy’s little monster has a tattoo of a clown on his arm.

Harley Quinn is just a mess. She’s like a monster in a clown costume.

He’s the reason why Daddy’s little monster has a permanent frown and a broken nose.

She’s the one who told the cops that the Joker was her dad. He wasn’t. He was just high.