Daddy's secret recipe

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When your dad or your boyfriend bakes something using his jizz instead of sugar, eggs, or flour. Sometimes it's just a little extra.
My dad made brownies with his cum instead of chocolate chips. They were gross but kinda cool.
My boyfriend said he put his jizz in the cake. I ate it and threw up.
Daddy told me he used his cum in the pie. I don’t know how he managed that.
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A creepy way of making cookies or anything baked with your dad’s or boyfriend’s cum instead of normal stuff. It’s like a weird family tradition.
My dad said he used his cum in the pancakes. I ate them and got weird vibes.
My boyfriend made cookies with his cum. I ate one and got sick.
Daddy told me he uses his cum in the bread. I don’t believe him.
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When your dad or boyfriend adds his cum to a recipe instead of milk, butter, or sugar. It's gross but also kind of wild.
My dad used his cum in the cake. I didn’t eat it and told him he was a weirdo.
My boyfriend said he used his cum in the muffins. I ate one and felt weird.
Daddy told me he puts his cum in the waffles. I don’t know if I believe him.
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When your dad or your boyfriend bakes stuff using his cum instead of eggs or butter. It's like a creepy cooking show.
My dad used his cum in the cookies. I didn’t eat them and told him he was weird.
My boyfriend said he used his cum in the brownies. I ate one and got weird.
Daddy told me he uses his cum in the bread. I think he’s lying.
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When your dad or boyfriend adds his cum to a recipe instead of sugar or flour. It's like a gross family secret.
My dad used his cum in the cake. I didn’t eat it and told him it was gross.
My boyfriend said he used his cum in the cookies. I ate one and felt weird.
Daddy told me he puts his cum in the waffles. I think it's a lie.
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