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Daddy's little cum slut
A girl who'll suck your cock and eat your cum like it's a free meal.
I saw her licking my boots in the school parking lot.
She texted me, 'I'll do anything for you, even if it's messy.'
She ate my cum in front of my mom and her best friend.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's little cum slut
She'll do your homework, your laundry, and your whole damn life if you let her touch your junk.
She did my math test for me just so I'd let her finger me.
She cleaned my room and my pants in exchange for a Blowjob.
She even paid my fines for skipping class so I'd cum on her face.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's little cum slut
A girl who'll take your cum like it's her favorite snack and then brag about it.
She posted a photo of my cum on Instagram and tagged me.
She told her whole class I cum on her face during lunch.
She brought my cum to school and showed it to her crush.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's little cum slut
She'll let you cum on her face, in her mouth, and anywhere else you want.
She let me cum on her face during gym class.
She drank my cum like it was soda.
She even let me cum on her forehead during the principal's speech.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's little cum slut
She'll do anything for your cum, even if it means getting in trouble.
She got suspended for letting me cum on her desk.
She texted me, 'I'll do anything for your cum, even if it's in the hallway.'
She let me cum on her shirt during the school play.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's little cum slut
She's the kind of girl who'll eat your cum and then laugh at you.
She ate my cum and then laughed at me in the hallway.
She told her friends I cum on her face during lunch.
She even recorded me cumming on her phone and sent it to my mom.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's first twink
The first shiny little twink that a daddy who used to be straight or only kind of straight falls for hard. Now he's too busy making twinks cry to care about women.
My first twink was so smooth I forgot how to breathe. Now I only date boys who look like him.
Daddy’s first twink? That’s the one who turned him into a sad, sweaty mess.
He’s been crying ever since his first twink left him for a richer twink.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's first twink
A twink so perfect it made a daddy drop his coffee and forget all about women. Now he's too busy making twinks cry to care about anything else.
That first twink made him drop his coffee and start making twinks cry for fun.
He fell for a twink so smooth he forgot how to flirt with women.
Daddy’s first twink was so hot he turned him into a weepy, messy mess.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's first twink
The first twink that knocked a straight daddy off his feet. Now he’s too busy making twinks cry to remember why he ever dated women.
He was straight until he saw his first twink. Now he only dates boys who look like him.
That first twink knocked him off his feet and now he's too busy making twinks cry.
Daddy’s first twink was so good he forgot how to date women.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's drunk
When Daddy guzzles whiskey like it's his job and then tries to explain why the moon is made of cheese.
Dad: 'I’m not drunk, I’m just having a conversation with the ceiling.'
Dad tried to drive home but crashed into a mailbox and a chicken.
He told my mom he was 'just tired, not drunk.' Then he passed out on the couch.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's drunk
A state where Daddy talks to the TV and thinks he’s winning a game show he’s not even on.
Dad: 'I’m gonna beat that guy on the TV! He’s just a loser!'
He tried to high-five the fridge and missed.
He said the dog was giving him a 'disrespectful look.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's drunk
When Daddy’s so wasted he thinks he’s a superhero and the neighbors are his archenemies.
He tried to save the world by throwing a pizza at the mailman.
He said the cat was plotting against him.
He told my mom she was 'just a sidekick.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's drivin mommy
It's what your dad yells when he's gettin' it on with your mom.
Dad: 'Daddy's drivin mommy!' (while mom laughs and kicks him out of the room.)
Mom: 'He said that in front of the neighbor!' Dad: 'So? I'm still drivin.'
Text from Dad: 'Daddy's drivin mommy. You're welcome.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's drivin mommy
It's when your dad's got his hand in the cookie jar and your mom's not happy.
Dad: 'Daddy's drivin mommy!' Mom: 'You're not even drivin, you're just droppin.'
Text from Dad: 'I'm drivin mommy. She said I'm the best driver.'
At the dinner table: Dad: 'Daddy's drivin mommy!' Mom: 'You're the reason we're stuck in traffic.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's drivin mommy
It's when your dad's got his foot on the gas and your mom's got her eye on the road.
Dad: 'Daddy's drivin mommy!' Mom: 'You're not even lookin at the road.'
Text from Dad: 'I'm drivin mommy. She's the passenger.'
At the grocery store: Dad: 'Daddy's drivin mommy!' Mom: 'You just crashed into the cart.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's croissant
Your dad is so wasted he thinks the hotel bed is a French fry and he’s eating your face like it’s a croissant.
My dad tried to eat my face and called it a breakfast special.
He said I was his favorite continental breakfast.
He bit my nose and said it was a croissant.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's croissant
Your dad is drunk, he thinks you’re a croissant, and he’s licking your face like it’s a baguette.
He licked my face and said I was a croissant on a roll.
He tried to eat me and called me a French toast.
He said I was a breakfast bomb.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's croissant
Your dad is so drunk he tries to stuff your mouth with croissant and calls it a love bite.
He put croissant in my mouth and called it a love bite.
He said I was his favorite snack.
He ate my face and called it a continental breakfast.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's credit card
The only thing richer kids ever need more than pizza and Xbox.
I need more clothes. Daddy's credit card is the only thing that works.
Why do I have 10 new shoes? Because I said so. And I used Daddy's credit card.
Daddy's credit card is the reason I have 5000 followers and zero brain cells.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's credit card
The magical ticket that turns 'I want it' into 'I have it'.
I saw it in the store. I wanted it. I got it. All because of Daddy's credit card.
No money? No problem. Daddy's credit card is my best friend.
Daddy's credit card is like a genie. I just wish for stuff, and it appears.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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